shrek is nervee

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I'm right now standing in front of the most beautiful and sexy thing I've ever seen, A WATER DROP . I walk up to it, and I get nervous, though I've never talked to anyone before.

I see this green sexy man walk up to me. I drool as I'm so in love at first sight. He asks me my name, I say you stupid bitch it's water you dumb fuck. But I forgive you, as you are very hot.

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