We are driving off in our car, eating cake and on the back of our car a sign read: just married. There were plastic bottles underneath it. We are having the time of our lives, listening to woman by doja cat.
We arrive at our honeymoon destination, which is swap city. We arrive at our cabin, which is the most beautiful shit-colored thing ever. We explore the cabin and find a library, we can't read but whatever.
We blast moo by doja cat because it's amazing. We go out on the town, only to find DRAIN. In my head, I think this is very awkward but water and drain start talking and that's a red flag because it just is.
