I ask the drop its name, it cussed at me. It said, "it's water you dumb fuck." But the drop forgave me, as I am sexy and very hot.
I tell water, why don't we exchange numbers? The drop says sure and I give it my number, and it gives me its number. When I arrive home, I realize wow this water drop is very hot, intact out of my league.
I think to myself, how do I become hotter? I instantly hop on the internet and search, "nearest swamp, besides my swamp." It gave me a weird address, when I looked up the address it led me to a converse shop, which also happened to be my mom's house.
