Puns

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I woke up to being shaken violently. I grumbled, hitting the person and putting my face into the couch.

"Get up Will! We have school and we're going to be late if you don't hurry the fuck up!"

Bailey dragged me off of the couch and to the bathroom.

"Be ready in 10!"

She shut the door before I could talk back. I rolled my eyes, looking into the mirror. My hair was a mess, I hadn't showered since two nights ago, and I looked like I was homeless. I washed my face and changed my clothes. I wore a striped black and white shirt with another black shirt that had the ninja turtles on it. I put on high rise black pants with some chains and my favorite converse shoes. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, taking a quick last glance before running out of the house with the others.

"Did Peirce the Veil throw up on you?!"

Noah joked as we original three jumped into the furthest seats.

"Is the Iron Giant your dad?"

Bailey nudged us both to make us be quiet. It didn't matter though because everyone in the car was arguing.

"MATT IT'S THE OTHER WAY!"

"YOU SAID LEFT AND I WENT LEFT!"

"YOUR OTHER LEFT!"

The two boys in the front yelled at each other.

"Nick, I told you to grab my phone!"

"I couldn't grab your phone because SOMEONE kept yelling at me to hurry up!"

Nicolas yelled to Alahna. She raised her eyebrows and gave him a bitchy look.

"Well if your slow ass wouldn't fucking take three ages to use the bathroom I wouldn't have been yelling!"

"THAT'S JUST UTTER BULLSHIT!"

All of us in the back shared an amused look. We watched as everyone fought about something.


"WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE BECAUSE OF YOU MATT. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME CHRIS. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TELL ME THE WRONG DIRECTIONS AND BLAME IT ON ME WHEN WE'RE LATE!"

"HAPPY TO HELP!"

"I NEED MY PHONE FOR A PROJECT THAT WE'RE DOING IN ART."

"OH WELL, YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN IT YOURSELF."

"YOU WERE RIGHT THERE, YOU COULD'VE WENT 'oh! Hold on and stop yelling, ALAHNA, and let me grab Madi's phone for her!' BUT NOOOO, THAT'S JUST WAY TOO MUCH FOR YOU."

We all laughed a little at the bickering people. Soon enough, we made a U-turn and got to school. Matt quickly parked and we all piled out.

"Look we're here and the bell hasn't rung yet! We're on time even though your dumbass took us to Walmart instead of school!"

"It's not my fault Google maps has 18 different locations besides our fucking school!"

The bell rang, finishing their argument for them. We all looked at each other and ran to the school.

"GREAT MATT, WE'RE LATE NOW."

"THAT WAS FIRST BELL IDIOTS, WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES."

I sped up to get ahead of them. The staff member went inside, leaving the door slowly closing. We all ran as fast as we could, me, Matt, and Chris led the way. Noah just jogged behind us three due to his long legs that kept him at the same place as us. He could easily get the door but he doesn't run. Nerd.

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