Bob Velseb x reader One Shots

🏳️‍🌈Homosexuality✌️(F!Reader)(human bob)

(Satire)

Y/N walked into the Boy's n' Grilll's restaurant to get som food since it was lunch time. She sat down on the bar stool seat and could t help but spin in her seat like a lunatic for a bit until a big man approached her.

"Hi there young lady, what can I get ya?" He'd ask, making the woman blush intensely. Holy shit this man was pretty hot.😳
"I—I uhm...I want some—some cocain—I mean Coca-Cola, a-and a chez burgur with fies......." Y/N hid her face embarrassingly as her legs kicked back and forth, proceeding to kick a fucking hole in the bar counter.
"Ok." The man simple replied before he walked off. Y/N sighed and slumped into her arms as she watched the man walk away, feeling like this was some Disney money where she, a petite and small woman, wou,d get together with this big strong and muscular man and be happy together. She jjust wanted to be lifted off the grounf and treated like a pretty little princess.

The man evnetually came back with the food as she blushed and looked like a tomatoto because of him, who had no response to this and only grinned. His smile was so kawaii cute! >//w//< 😳
Y/N took the burgur and ate it cutely as she couldn't get the fat man out of her head. His bwack hair, his muscular arms, his big ass smile, his hands that looked ready to murder, his cute kawaii apron that read "Boy's N's Grill"s" like the restaurant cause he was so special like that, and his hat that hat red splotched on it like blood! It was just so cute, he was so speicial!
When she finished, she burped cutely and adorably before awaiting the check so she could dash without pay. 🤭Eventually that man came back and she smiled like a goofy goober before leaning forward and folding her arms below her boobs to make them stick out more and seem fatter to get the attention of the man, who didn't even bat an eye...he didn't even blink for that matter.

"Sooooo, I was wondering if yow wanted to go owt sometime on a dwate?~ 👉👈" Y/N spoke in a baby voice as the man just stared before he leaned down in front of Y/N while maintaining eye contact. Y/N's little body shook as they stared at the big man get face to face with her.
"I'm gay. 🏳️‍🌈" Is all he said before he got back out and slammed the check on the table before walking back into the back. Y/N was flabbergasted. 😟

Curse those damn gays! 😡

She left without pay, then got fucking arrested because the police have been tracking her because she has been evading her taxes.🙈