Old Fashioned: Casino Cups x Reader

Part one

(Have a fat snek-)

(Question: So eh Cuphead, you seem like the kind of guy to enjoy a good prank....have you ever gotten a good prank over on anyone else in the casino?)

"Ha! You would think I'm responsible enough to not prank the people in charge who already hate me-" Cuphead laughs nervously

"No one would think that-" Mugs mumbles under his breath.

"But when the moment strikes, I just can't help my self- Oh! And shut up mugs your were in on one of them." Cuphead continues "I uh, actually got caught once, but he ended up joining in on it! (Think it was some sort of personal grudge...)"

"I would never cross the line though, even-"

"You glued a bible to bosses desk cups." (Y/n) comments, looking at the new 'puppet' she created.

"My question (n/n), also didn't you end up removing it?" Cups asks in confusion.

"No actually." (Y/n) replies.

"Wait really?-"cups looks at mugs and (y/n), baffled.

"The glue was too strong, Dice walked in on (y/n) and I trying to pry the book off, he couldn't do it either so we had to sneak out the back with the entire desk..." mugs states calmly. "We had to 'order' a new one to look exactly the same and sneak it all the way back in..."

"Ah-ha-a, you didn't tell him I did it, did y'a?" Cuphead stutters nervously.

"Oh please cuppy, it was obvious. He said that he'll make sure there's a special torture chamber in hell waiting for ya when ya die." (Y/n) smirks.

(Later-)

"OH GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS I DONT WANNA GO TO HELL I- SHE SAID THERES A SPECIAL TORTURE CHAMBER FOR ME- I DONT WANNA GO TO HELL PLEASE LORD-". cuphead prays in a fearful panic.

Meanwhile dice and mugs are trying to hold back their laughter while (y/n) is just wheezing uncontrollably.

"That whole story with the bosses desk and stuff, we made it up! We actually managed to get the Bible off!" Mugs snickers.

"WHAT IN THE-!"

(Y/n), mugs and Dice all close their mouths, and listen in on the chaos that's about to unfold.

"W-Wait boss, this isn't what- I didn't mean to- thIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIke!" Cuphead panics.

"Oh you little TWERP!-and in MY casino!" The devil's voice elevated the angrier he got.

"WaiT NO!" Cups screeched.

"Oh this is gettin interestin!" Dice smirked.

"Wait, no boss is gonna kill him!-" mugs rambled nervously.

"Should I intervene? Yes. Will I intervene? No, I have to make sure that this place doesn't burn down while you two idiots deal with them, soooo good luck with trying to keep boss from killing cups!" (Y/n) chuckles as she walks into the kitchen.

"Wait, boss, don't blame Cuphead, this is just because of a prank me and Mr, Dice made, don't drag Cuphead to hell for this!" Mugs exclaims. "We just made him think that you had a room in hell for him HA Ha ha-a"

"Cause he glued a bible to your desk boss!" Dice remarks.

"THAT WAS A PRANK?!" Cups yells in bewilderment.

The three were too busy arguing to notice the devil erupt into a fit of laughter until he was practically howling, and with how quickly his fit of laughter came, it also left.