(The art above should be a photo of what (y/n) looks like, and yea I did make it, it's not my best piece but it at least shows what she looks like. Wattpad has been having issues where I can't see the image I put so I'm making sure I tell you what it's supposed to be)
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(Question: hey guys! Since Valentine's Day is only a few days away, on a scale of 1 to 10 how good are your flirting skills? Do you think you'll get chocolate?)
"My number is so low in the negatives that it's below hell its self...." Cups sighs.
"I'm WAY too nervous to properly flirt, so I'd say my number would probably be as low as a three? Heh..." Mugs mumbles nervously.
"I'd say around a six, only reason it's not higher is because I don't want to flirt or be with someone.
But if I did ever want someone, it would be well over a ten, but I've had plenty of people and demons ask me out.... Sadly." (Y/n) explains with an annoyed expression.
"I've got strangers willin to give their money, house and damned souls for as much as a kiss! I think that's well over ten." Dice smirks.
"I don't do 'flirting' more like seductive spells ....or curses." The Devil gives a toothy grin.
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(Question: *puffs cigar* Aye kids *blows out smoke* you want some free weed? It's medical I swear, i'ma' good guy trust me. Just don't tell anyone I gave it to ya'.)
"Nah, I'm all good, Chips already got me some." Cups explains as he smokes a joint.
"Same here, I have my stash and I'm pretty good with that." (Y/n) states. "Wait did you just call us kids? I get my brothers being mistaken, but me? I'm literally almost 6 ft tall!"
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(Question: what if cups and mugs pretended to be each other for a day (switching clothes, and acting like each other) how many people would they be able to fool?)
'So I gotta act all no-fun and stuff... man I wanna roll my sleeves up already.' Cuphead thought.
'So I'm gonna have to act all carefree, rash and loud....so basically just relax and take it easy.' Mugs planned.
(A little later-)
"Mang, man, is there something wrong with em' two or am I just seein' things?" Chips mumbles.
"Umm.."
"I'm always seein' things *hic* so I can't...tell.."
"Those dummies are sooo goin' to get caught..."
(y/n) chuckles.
"Did the twerps switch noses or somethin'?" Wheezy mutters.
"What if they SWITCHED ENTIRE BODIES?!" Pocus screeches.
"They just switched clothes you idiots.." Dice sighs. "They're just playin' another dumb joke."
"Again?"
"Aye, Mugman!"
"Shuffle this deck for us would ya'?" Dice smirks.
"Uhhhh-"
"Go on, you can use the method I taught you yesterday. I know how much you would love to show it off!"
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Old Fashioned: Casino Cups x Reader
FanfictionYou and your brothers work at the Devils Casino, people seem to think that the place would be horrible to work at due to it being run by the Devil himself, but he's actually a pretty damn good boss. Cup's and Mug's started working there only a coup...
