Miss my grandma feel nostalgic it's 1:19 and I am on motherfucking drugs so guess what? I'm gonna tell u one for the night time stories my grandma used to tell me as a kid yayy‼️‼️
They were more gorey than most should be so I'll tell the one with a wolf tryna eat 3 pigs 🐖🐖🐖 yahhahsshsh the only one she'd tell me that I've heard ppl talking abt is little red riding Hood sooo guess what I'm not telling y'all that since most prolly know it grrr💛💛💛 piss colored hearts to show I'd piss on u bc I love y'all
Except fanfic. Yes. Fanfic.
Ima try make it sound good
One is called Alexander the other is khiaron and the 3rd is valethan(my bsfs but goofyahh male names for pigs) YAHAHAHAH yes I mad with up
Alexander's the smart one
I don't remember it correctly so yk
"Khiaron, Valethan. what should we do? Winter is near and we don't have proper houses‼️. We need to do smth abt that it we'll die from Hypothermia before the wolf can eat us(he just said the wolf will eat us)" Alexander Said, (I'm not copying u with the name witchy I swear... I think. Well Alexander's the male name for my bsf soo) "I KNOW‼️ LET'S MAKE A HOUSE MADE FROM STRAWS!!! said khiaron, " NO THAT'S A STUPID IDEA LET'S MAKE IT FROM THIN STICKS‼️" said valethan. "Y'all are idiots we need bricks" said Alexander the great🙄🙄🙄 I mean straws and sticks r SM better frrr I'm too lazy for this basically they all make a house from what they suggested the wolf comes around takes down the straw and stick house they run to their brother like the little pussies they are and the brother almost seems to not let them in but as the wolf approaches he let's them into his cozy house cuz he's smart and amazing tots not biased they bully the wolf he can't find something way in tries to get through the chimney burns his ass bc of the boiling water cooking in the pot on the fireplace idk how that worked he jumps up tries to climb out they take the pot out he falls into the fire they laugh at him he jumps up so high and runs away then they sing a song abt how the wolf can't get them like they were doing earlier while making fun of him yayy they go to sleep in sleeping bags which they probably ripped considering they're motherfucking pigs 🐷🐷🐷 oink oink mf and good ending surprisingly wish they died tho poor wolf went home to have his family kick him out so he sleeps in a hammock made from leave start can barely support him staring at their house wishing he was in a warm loving place like that yayy
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