HEY BITCHES. So atm ik my ex is regretting his whole life so fucking badly, like its glow-up season for me and he downgraded LMAO but anyway today he are doing something veryyyy fun. I hope yall are ready for this FIRE because it's FIRE [hint hint] ok ok but I hope yall enjoy. BUT ALSO UGLY RAT won't ANSWER ME SO GO BEAT HIS ASS, not in a dirty way... and part of this is a kinda true story so ugly rat was the inspo for this...
*4 years in the future*
I wake up to Jamie shaking my body so violently it pushed me off the side of the bed
"Ethan wake the fuck up!!"
"Let me sleep" I moan out
"ETHAN THERES A FUCKING FIRE WAKE UP" bolting up I jump out of bed and look at him like he's crazy
"Where"
"The kitchen" I run down to the kitchen and sure enough it was on fire.
"Call 911" I through him my phone while he dials 911
*small lil time skip cuz yuh*
Jamie and I are sitting in the back of an ambulance wrapped in mylar blankets they gave us
The police officer walking towards us was tall definitely taller than me and skinny
But he had a really long beard and a bald head. Like rip-off Santa.
"How you boys doing?" he practically screams and I flinch at the noise
I and Jamie exchange looks then tell him we're fine.
"How about you kids tell me what happened"
*2 hours before*
"Ok, Mr.I know everything maybe I am hungry" Jamie had been bugging me about making sausages because he was "starving"
"Hand me the sausages out of the freezer" Jamie throws the pack to me and it hits me in the face
"Yes because I love solid ice breaking my nose" jumping onto Jamie's back and pulling him to the ground
"Listen punk don't mess with me" he squeaks I'm sure I had never heard him make this sound before so it caught me off, guard
"Jamie-
What was that?" I'm so confused at this point because he flipped me over and is not over me while making that strange sound and just looking at me like he needs to take it all in while he has it.
"It was nothing don't worry" I don't buy it for a second
"Let's go finish the sausages ok?"
He race's me to the kitchen and wins like always but I grab the sausages and put them on a pan
While preheating the oven
when it heated up I slide the pan in over and walked into the living room where Jamie was sitting on my couch
"Can we go in your room for a little"
"Sure"
we walk into my room and lay on my bed
"wanna watch 'heartbreak high' till our foods did?"
"ok" I mumble
I turn on the show and lay my head on his chest and his hand is resting on my back.
after a little while into the episode, I start to drift off and can't stop myself from sleeping.
here I am sleeping in the same bed and my boyfriend acts like it's a big deal when it's not.
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Im Sorry
Romance"Jamie I'm sorry you can't run out like this!!" I'm screaming at him to come back as he walks to his car pissed off. "no, I'm done with your shit Ethan. get your life together and we can talk" I fall on the cold, hard concrete, hold my legs in a fet...