-Ash's pov-
"The other day was...well not as planned."
"You think."
"Why is Tucker here?"
"I could ask the same thing about you, Brock."
"You want a piece of me!?"
"Bow chicka b-WAIT, HELL NAW!"
"Guys!" That got their attention. "You both are the only friends I have who aren't dating anyone, so hit on girls to show me how it's done."
"Alright."
"Sounds good."
...
"Alright Brock, you're up."
"Prepared to be wowed."
Brock spotted a cute looking girl. She had pink hair, blue eyes, and wore something like a nurse outfit. Brock started his approach. If this didn't work out, it would still be funny.
"Hello Miss, I would like to say...you are a picture of perfection."
"Uh, thanks."
"I would also like to say, even though we just met, I feel a spark between us."
"Uh-"
"I would like to ask you out, and then our connection can grow-"
"Uh sorry I have to go!"
"But-" And she was off.
"Nice one."
"Oh yeah, you're next."
"Time to show everyone how to do it-"
"Don't s-"
"Bow chicka bow wow."
"And you said it."
...
"Alright Ash, take notes on this."
Tucker walked up to a bluish-green haired girl, with brown eyes and blue uniform.
"Hey baby, you on hard time? Bow chicka bow OW!"
...
"'Take notes' you said, well when should Ash sexually assault an officer?"
"Shut it Mr. instant connection."
"Listen guys, you both suck at this."
"Hey!"
"When I spend my money to bail you out of jail, that means you suck."
"Ha!"
"What are you laughing at? The girl ran from you. Maybe I should get some other help."
...
"Hey Mist, I need help. You available?"
Sorry Ash, I have plans.
"Oh, well maybe some other time."
Yeah, but Sam is free.
Sam was like Tucker...in that they acted the same, and she acted just like sister from RvB. That's why we call her sister or sis.
"I had similar help."
But that means-
"Long story short, I don't have any more money for bail."
Yeah, but that was Tucker. Sister is-
"Female Tucker."
Alright, yeah, pretty much.
"Listen, maybe a different day. Anyways see you this weekend, bye."
I hung up the phone. Guess I'll wait till after Misty's birthday bash to date.
Sorry this was short, but hopefully next chapter will be longer. Honestly this had a weird start, peace out.
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FanfictionAsh, Brock, and Misty have been friends for years, however, on Misty's 18th birthday things change. She has a new boyfriend, and Ash has been feeling really weird about it. Then he realizes why he's been feeling off...he loves the redhead. My 3rd f...
