pranking time! // woodblock oneshots

[ shitpost ] let's raid the vending machine!

[ a wonderful shitpost about blocky, pen, eraser, and snowball + woody raiding a vending machine for no reason at all! ]

[ february 9, 2023 ]

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"WHERE ARE THE VENDING MACHINES!!" "PEN ARE YOU BLIND THERE IS LITERALLY ONE RIGHT OVER THERE" Screaming has been going on for so long. Pen didn't see the many vending machines they passed, Snowball is screaming at him for that reason, Eraser is watching this all commence in heavy dissapointment, Blocky is ready to be apart of the screaming, and Woody is having a headache from all this.. whatever is it.

It was supposed to be a simple day out with Blocky and his best friends + Woody. They were just going to have a nice trip to the park ( so that the others can bully random kids in the park ).

And it definetly is not going well. They are also lost, Eraser does have a reason to be dissapointed. "I'LL PA—" "DO YOU GUYS REALISE WE ARE LOST??" "huh?! WAAAAHH—"

Short update. Eraser is absolutely tired of this and he's getting impatient, Blocky said he would pay, Snowball and Pen are still screaming, and Woody is dying.

"..We should just stop screaming and get us some drinks." Pen said. Everyone agreed, but I think Woody ran away. Four or Two can recover him. Hopefully the rabid Bow-Wolves won't find him. Those little pink furry animals are insane.

They went up the vending machine. "BRO ITS FUCKING FROZEN THEMED??" "SNOWBALL ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE" They shouted. "This is stupid. . . LET IT GO—"

Their voices were so loud, Woody found them once more. "uhhhh" "QUIET, SNOWBALL IS SINGING LET IT GO" "MY POWER FLURRIES THROUGH THE AI—"

After several minutes of pain, suffering, and frozen, they finally stopped. "Alright what we gonna get" "I'll get cola." "I want some cola too—" "Let's share a bottle then."

Eraser was very much silent at those words.

"...But that's gay.." Eraser said. "That doesn't matter bbg." Pen replied, then Blocky and Snowball spoke. "Ew, stop being homosexual" "Yeah."

"Blocky, aren't you dating Woody???? Snowball, wasn't Iance filled with gays, too???? Pencil and Match?? Flower and Ruby??? Bubble and Fanny???" "Shut the fuck up." Snowball said. "Me and Woody are not dating, what do you mean??"

"Aren't you two holding hands right now???" And infact, Woody and Blocky were holding hands. "Uhhhh" "...wah..." They both let go.

"Blocky you said you'll pay, so pay up." "Fine fine, heres some coiny" "THATS THE PARTS OF COINY" "Oh sorry heres the actually coins" And then he gave everyome coins. "Mmm cola" "Sad that we had to have a different bottle." "YOU WERE SERIOUS?"

Snowball didn't know what to get so he just chose the milk. Don't wanna be stained with color. Blocky chose two coffees and a cola, he's hoarding the coffee. He stays up late to edit pranks, of course. Woody just got some simple Orange Juice. Delicious.

"Why is the Elsa Cola taste good though??" "Guys we should steal the vending machine" "WHAT NO" "Lets steal whats inside with money so that everyone cant drink these absolutely heavenly drinks, Blocky did you bring a bag" "Obviously, alright take the money and LETS RAID THE VENDING MACHINE!" Everyone cheered and screamed. Except Woody. He's silent. He didn't expect the day to be like this.

"GET THE COFFEES THE COLAS THE ORANGE JUICES THE MIK EVERYTJIMG!!!" "THIS VENDING MACHINE IS SO SLOW SHUT UP" "KICK IT, OBVIOUSLY" "WHAT THE WAH??!?!"

It's shockinf that the cops weren't call on them yet. They look like they just kidnapped someone. "Wait holy shit someone is inside" "HUH?" "WHAT IN YOYLELAND??"

"Stop raiding the vending machine!" A weird lookin glass cup with orange in it said. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" "OJ, now stop raiding" "HE MIGHT CALL THE COPS ON US LETS GO"

All of them were running in this order-

Pen, running for his damn life.

Eraser, also running, but more calmly.

Snowball and Blocky, carrying the bag of Elsa Drinks.

Woody, being dragged by Blocky so that he can't get eaten by the rabid Bow-Wolves.

"Now where in Yoyleland are we." Eraser said dissapoiningly and then heard a growl. "Guys I think thats...." Pen said, and Woody started to whimper. A pink, fuzzy bow looking mf appeared. "ITS A BOW-WOLF RUN GUYS AAAAAAAA—"

Everyone ran, but they were all carrying the bag of drinks instead. They saw Flower's house near  and decided to break in to it. "FLOWER, HELP A BOW-WOLF IS CHASING US" "NO!"

They ended up breaking into the window. "OH MY TREE, DON'T JUST BREAK IN MY WINDOW!!" "BUT THERES A FUCKING BOW-WOLF" "THATS NOT A FUCKING REASON DUMBASS"

They stayed in there for an hour. "Thanks Flower you saved our lives" "Shut the fuck up" "Heres an Elsa Milk" Then Blocky gave her an Elsa Milk, then left her house.

"Ugh.. actually, what is this?" She tried to drink it. "Holy shit, this tastes so good. I need more."

And now, they were peacefully walking. The four of them were peacefully walking. "Today was crazy." "Yeah— wait WHERE IS WOODY...???" "FUCK"