Brody

Chapter one: Me

Hello. My name is Brody. My family/owners know me as Brody the cat. Brody the very large very over fed cat. I live in Paris. That's right Paris. I was born a very teeny tiny kitten. So tiny that after only one day of being in this whole new world (for me that is) I had to be taken away from my mother and 3 brothers and 2 sisters and put in immediate medical
Care. It was the most horrifying time of my life. And as a little kitten too? That's just cruel. Or at least I think. But ya know that's just me. Anyways as I was saying, I live in Paris with my owners Nick and Sarah they also have a little blond midget with little stubby legs and hands that somehow always find there way onto my tail. The little blond midget also has another name. Rebecca. Or as I like to call her, Rebecca the evil! My tail has never hurt so much. Oh I remember that fait full night. We where all sitting on the shag rug in front of the fireplace. I was curled up happily on Sarah's lap, when suddenly Nick jumped up and screamed to Sarah "get the video camera" Sarah jumped up and ran into the dining room, throwing me off of her lap we'll she did it. And all the while Rebecca had been standing there with a cheeky smile on her face as if to say " oh look at that pretty tail it's mine now" And by the time Sarah had gotten back with the video camera Rebecca had gone back to playing with her little dora toy, giggling to herself all the while.