FREE!!!!! IM FREE!!!!!! Oh my god I'm so exited right now I can't even breath!! I'm finally free from the wrath of mr. Butt:) Ahhh the taste of freedoms is good. I love it. So as I was saying I finally escaped the wrath of Mr. butt and I am now walking on a very dirty yet at the same time clean street which smells like french fries. Oh I would die for some good french fries right now. They're delicious potato like smell, I love it. So I walk towards a big building with the words mc Donald's printed on the front of it. I wait for someone to come in which doesn't take very long because people apparently love fast food. I wait for the person to come and open the door and then I sneak in when they're not looking. Suddenly the smell of french fries and burgers and chicken nuggets and chicken fingers and everything else fast food like wafts in my nostrils and I am in
heaven. I sneak behind the counter where a lady in a red apron is standing talking to a customer. I look into the door which lead to the kitchen and smell it smells so good. I slowly creep in and jump on top of the counter when no one is looking. I steel a chicken nugget and run run run away. #Awesome!!!! Yeah that was stupid... Oh well so I ran away and eat my chicken nugget happily and then leave McDonald's. Well there you have it a day in the life of a free cat. I am so fabulous. Alright until next time. Bye!!!
P.S: that chicken nugget was gooooood;)
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Brody
HumorAaa the life of a cat. Warm fuzzy sun filled days with unlimited food and water. Brody had all of this, But that was about to change.
