It's just after dinner and I'm currently being patted on the head by Sarah. " Good boy Brody, I'm gonna go and take a shower now, ok" She really doesn't care if I am ok with her having a shower or not. She goes and does it. So I'm unsure as to why she asked me if it was ok with me or not. Oh humans, you will always be a mystery to me. Oh we'll as I was saying it is after dinner and on the counter sat a very good portion of a salmon. All pink and perfect. It seamed a shame to leave it on the counter to rot. And that when I got my plan. And so I waited until I heard the sound of the screaming Rebecca coming from her bedroom, and the sound of Nicks voice trying to calm her down. That should keep him busy for a little while. And I waited until I could here the sound of the flaming hot water coming from the bathroom. How can you humans clean your selfs with that. I prefer my nice warm tong. Perfect for cleaning all of the dirt and... Other things from my body. Anyway as soon as I heard that (shudder) water I pounced and landed smack dab in the middle of the perfectly pinks salmon. And just for a minute I savored this moment. Ok that enough savoring for me thanks. I dug my teeth in deep and took a bite. Gaaa blec pew pew pew. It's horrid! You people are insane. How can you eat this this... pink puke!!! I am ashamed it even live with your kind. I mean look what you have done to my precious fish. Ok that's it I can't talk to you anymore. So goodbye. P.S: you disgust me.
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Brody
HumorAaa the life of a cat. Warm fuzzy sun filled days with unlimited food and water. Brody had all of this, But that was about to change.
