Hello. I have stitches in my head. It's painful!! So after that monster dog had sunk his teeth in to my beautiful fur and not to mention HEAD, I. Had to undergo surgery. And then they gave me stitches. Ahhh just like the good old days. Yup just like when I was a kitten. It all feels the same. The bright lite over you head, the spinning world around you, and all of the creepy doctors in masks circling around you with pointy needles, witch by the way I had to get TWO of! Also the doctors circling around me in masks also seemed to keep using hand sanitizer! I mean how dirty do they think I am? I mean I'm not judging here but that seems a little rude! So right now I'm mad at the doctors. I'm also mad at the lady with red hair and lots of makeup. She is the lady that comes in every day and night with three bags full of kibble and cat food and she feeds us this slop! And when I say slop I'm not over exaggerating, oh no, the stuff she fed us was like a cat had thrown up and then ate the barf and then barfed again and then the lady had fed it to us!!!I am so ready to die. No I'm not joking does anyone have a knife? Oh great here comes little mis to much makeup to feed us. Oh joy. Please just kill me now.
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Brody
HumorAaa the life of a cat. Warm fuzzy sun filled days with unlimited food and water. Brody had all of this, But that was about to change.
