satire bakudeku / pls read i need love

A Forgotten Secret... (P1)

I fastened my pace, running from the scene I unwillingly created. Of course Todoroki, the boy that cared about me so much, would dissolve into tears. I felt bad but I couldn't go back. I needed to do this.

*Anime music starts playing as the intro passes*

(Bakugou's POV)
I stomped to the distressed bunch of friends. I was confused- why was the emo kid (also known as Todoroki) crying?
As soon as I reached them, Kirishima ,my best mate, flung onto me explaining all that happened. My usual resting bitch face became even angrier. MY DEKU CAUSED THIS? MY DEKU? I ran away to where my kawaii boyfriend apparently went to. I had to get to the bottom of this.

As I reached my destination, I heard a sudden sob. A quiet, painful sob. I soon became concerned as I moved a piece of wood and, lo and behold, was my kawaii shy boyfriend sobbing over some photo. I slipped my hand around his shoulder and he turned his tear-stained eyes over to my direction. When I tried to wipe his tears, he suddenly punched me to the floor.

"GO AWAY, KACCHAN!"

I became angry. I was trying to comfort him, yet he flew me onto the floor. What the hell?!
"Fine, have it your way!" I screamed, slapping him in the face. As soon as I done that, my conscience hit me, but it was too late. The damage had been dealt. I stamped away, leaving the problem I so swiftly created.
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So suddenly I started that fight and so quickly I left it. I shrugged of all the feelings of guilt and trudged along the muddy pathways of UA (everyone was too lazy to clean it). How could a term starting so promisingly end up like this? It was too shocking for words. So I used numbers.

"97394! 63748!" I mumbled, kicking some rocks that magically appeared. I spotted my best mate Kirishima and dabbed him up. He saw my concerned face and asked what was wrong. Instantly, it all came out. My feelings of guilt, culpability and loathing. He patted me on the shoulder and we walked away to my dorm.