I gasped. This scene.... it was too familiar. The wind, the feeling and the humongous fat school apartment shit school behind me : UA and the unknown lover.
"Deku, will you marry me?"
*Anime music starts playing as the intro passes*
This was my last year in UA academy for hero's. It has had its ups and downs but altogether it has been a spectacular, KAWAII period of my life. But the main reason I survived this year was because of my super hot powerful boom boom boyfriend: Bakugou Katsuki. The first time we met he was a bit hostile, but it smoothed over, and now we are the best of boyfriends in UA. He has protected me from all the ugly fat bullies in the school and it's like my own personal bodyguard: honestly, it's actually quite fun. He smothers me with kisses that could burn a normal human being, but I was ALL MIGHT (he had died now I was all mighty), I could withstand it- and I did.
"Deku!" a high-pitched squeal met my accustomed ears. It was Tsuyu Asui, my girl best friend and the victim of continuous jealously, courtesy to Kachaan (my nickname for my kawaii Pomeranian pomegranate boyfriend).
"ROBBOT ROBBOT" she squeaked, hopping to me with lighting-quick force, it was quite astonishing. I greeted her with a warm hug and she quickly returned it, but the hug soon turned into a group one as many of my friends joined: Lida, Mina, Momo, Kirishima, Todoroki, Jirou, Denki etc. It was our last year and we wanted to make the most out of it.
Suddenly I remembered something I was meant to do. I pulled away from the hug and all my friends turned to me, astonished.
"Deku, DONT PULL AWAY FROM OUR GROUP HUG!" screeched Todoroki, his eyes turning a flaming red colour. If I could have 2 boyfriends, I'd choose him with Kacchan.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm sorry but I have to do something!" I muttered, Naruto-running away from my dearest friendship group.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sobbed Todoroki, falling to the ground and drowning in his salty half-cold-half hot tears.
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satire bakudeku / pls read i need love
FanfictionThis was supposed to be satire but I slowly got invested in it. BTW I don't like My Hero Academia and am just using the characters as templates, so don't be confused if they act like they usually don't. Bakudeku 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 Todorki x Deku 🤢🤢�...
