Note: For some reason these conversations paste in reverse, I fixed it before publishing this chapter because I'm NICE.
Me: Hello! It is me! Hour!
Waluigi: WAH!
Me: WAH TO YOU
Waluigi: WAHHHH!!!!
Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TO YOU
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Waluigi: WAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! WAH WAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Me: WAAAAH HAH HA HA!!!!!!!!! WAH HAH WAH HAH HA HA WAHAH WAH!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Waluigi: WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! WAHAH WAHHHHH!!!! HA HA HA WAH HA!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA!!!! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Jesus, you're relentless. XD
Waluigi: I am Waluigi, the ultimate supreme! winking finger guns
Me: Very nice to meet you. finger guns back
Waluigi: Ah, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Me: Great! But, uh. What are we battling? Like. Rock paper scissors? Or, like. An arm wrestle? You jus' gonna slap me real hard?
Waluigi: Well, you may not know this, but I am a master in the art of tennis! Do you dare face me in a single game and see what happens when you challenge Waluigi? It will be legendary!
Me: I would absolutely love to see what happens when I challenge Waluigi. Tennis it is!
Waluigi: Great! I will start by serving you. Are you aware of the rules? Just make sure you hit the ball across the net into the other court but stay inside the line! The ball should not touch the line or fall outside the lines of the court, that is an automatic loss of point! Let the legendary battle begin! serves the ball
Me: OvO hits the ball
Waluigi: You have managed to hit the ball back! Good job! I am just warming up! Watch out, my next serve will definitely be out of your scope! serves the ball towards you at supersonic speeds
Me: Oh, shoot! misses the ball
Waluigi: Haha! The ball hits beyond your reach! I gain a point! Watch out, my next serve will be stronger but you must hit it back! You cannot win against Waluigi if he is serving! serves again at supersonic speeds
Me: I'll try my best! But sports isn't really my strong suit. runs to the ball, but misses
Waluigi: You have missed! You are losing, but just to put it into perspective, my serve is at supersonic speeds! Are you really ready for your next challenge? I warn you, if you are too weak, you will be obliterated and you will probably not come back the same! So, are you ready to face Waluigi's serve, which will probably reach speeds faster than the fastest possible in history? I take a deep breath and prepare to serve
Me: Oh yikes. Hrm. I think, nervous I'll just have to be ready, eh?
Waluigi: I give you one last warning to walk away, or you will get destroyed by my next serve! You're not ready! Your mind and body won't be able to endure at such speeds! So I give you one last opportunity to walk away! Do you walk away, or do you challenge the unstoppable force that is Waluigi's sonic speed serve?
Me: Just because my mind and body will be destroyed doesn't mean I can give up! I'll just put myself back together and get stronger! So, yes, I am ready to challenge you!
Waluigi: Okay, I warned you so don't go and cry, alright? Watch out! The ball leaves my racket with a lightning speed so fast that it is as though it just vanished! It is impossible to follow where it has gone! You can hear a sonic boom, so it must have traveled faster than sound! It is now behind you... What do you do?
Me: I attempt to hit the ball with my racket
Waluigi: It hits your racket with such force that you spin around and fall over. You feel dizzy, but what's worse is that there is an incredibly sharp pain in your back, and you can't feel your legs. You have just lost. But Waluigi has a lot of mercy, so he'll let you walk away. I extend out my hand and help you to stand up
Me: Ah, that hurt! Thank you! I take your hand and stand up Even though I lost, I don't feel too bad about it.
Waluigi: Do not worry, my brave opponent! You have a strong spirit for battling! Even when I was in my most terrifying state, you decided to fight back! You have earned my respect, and your defeat was honorable!
Me: Thank you! That means a lot! Maybe I'll get better in the future, and even win!
Waluigi: Perhaps so! And when that time comes, we shall have our final battle, to end our legendary saga with a bang! It has been a pleasure to meet you and to battle with you, brave challenger.
Me: Same to you! We should defiantly do this again.
Waluigi: Haha, I'll see you on the courts in the future! I am going to take my leave now, it has been great! winks and walks into the golden sunset waaaahhhhhhhhhhh
