He loves me - Stolitz Fanfic - Helluva Boss

Insomnia

(hi!! omg sososososo sorry for being dead !!! :p this is a request and yeh!!!!!! im pretty sure this was supposed to be some sort of nsfw chapter but my tism brain said no so yea <3 enjoy mwamwamwaaaaa)

It was around 1 am, a few days after everything else happened. Blitzo was lying in his bed, wide awake. "Fuck," he whispered, tossing and turning. He sat up and for the fifth time took a sip of water. He felt groggy but just could not sleep for the life or death of him. Blitzo stood up and opened his door, careful not to wake up Loona on the couch. Her leg twitched a bit as he crept past. Blitzo grabbed his phone off of the kitchen counter and shot a text to Millie and Moxxie.

"hy guys i cunt sleep :0( cn sum1 giv me how to slep? xoxoxo blitz"

Of course, nobody texted back. Blitzo sighed and went to his room, with his phone. He tried to sleep and tried for a half hour. He just couldn't. So, he desperately sent Stolas a text.

"stoals i cunt slep cun i cum ovr o3o frum blitz" 

Oddly enough, Stolas texted back instantly.

"sUre whnn can i p. Ick yuu up!"

"The fuck...?" Blitzo whispered, reading the scrambled message he just received. A portal opened in front of him, followed by the message: "send,ing u a irtol". Blitzo shrugged up the weird text messages and walked through the shining portal.

The portal entered Stolas' kitchen, a place that Blitzo had never seen before. Blitzo spotted Stolas sitting at a table, right at the end. He somehow put Blitzo in the kitchen instead of the dining room right next to it, but Blitzo ignored it and walked over to him. "Hey, Stolas. You're the only person who answered, so sorry for-" Blitzo paused. Stolas was waving at him and smiling but was holding an almost full wine glass in his other hand. Upon closer inspection, there were 3 empty wine bottles next to the chair Stolas was sitting in, and another on the table. "Fuck, did you drink all this? Holy shit." Blitzo asked, picking up one of the bottles. "Ohh, don't worry, Blitzy. It's just a bit." Stolas giggled and stirred his wine, shaking the glass with his hand.

Blitzo looked back at the floor. "Yeah, but you're a fuckin' lightweight." He looked back at Stolas, who was lightly swaying. "No, really, I'm-" Stolas hiccuped. "Fine." Blitzo raised an eyebrow but Stolas just took another large sip from his glass. "Right. Let's get you to bed before you gotta go do your prince shit." Blitzo grabbed Stolas' arm and pulled him. "Oh? To bed? Blitzy, you're such a flirt!~" Stolas blushed and smiled, looking lovestruck. "Ew. No, you pervert. I'm fucking exhausted." Stolas stood up and allowed Blitzo to bring him to his room. "Right, right. You dirty little imp." Stolas hooted and Blitzo rolled his eyes.

When they finally reached Stolas' room, Blitzo lied down on the bed. "Come on." Stolas sat next to him and leaned in for a kiss, but Blitzo stopped him. "No. I already said no. We aren't doing this right now. Tomorrow, maybe, but right now I'm literally about to pass out. I'm sure as fuck you don't want your boyfriend falling asleep while he is inside of your fuckin' ass. Now sleep." Stolas sighed and went to lie down, but sat up abruptly. "I'll be right back." Blitzo grabbed him by the tail. "No. You aren't getting more wine. Sleep." Blitzo yawned and pulled Stolas to the bed." "More wine? No, I'm turning the lights off." Stolas did so and then came back to the bed, lying with Blitzo.

Stolas' breathing eventually lulled Blitzo to sleep. He awoke a few minutes later, making sure Stolas was asleep. He then wrapped his arms around Stolas' soft body and hugged him tight, burying his face in Stolas' feathers. Both of their heartbeats were beating in synch, and Blitzo matched his breathing with Stolas'. He then fell asleep, with Stolas' arms around his waist.