He loves me - Stolitz Fanfic - Helluva Boss

Close Call (TW-DR1NKING AND ATTEMPTED S/A)

That night, after work, everyone decided to go to a bar. Just for fun, to celebrate work. At least that was the lie that everyone was told. Turns out, Millie was just being a fangirl. She wanted to see Stolas and Blitzo together. When they all walked in the bar, Stolas was sitting there. Obviously, there were imps staring at him as demon royalty doesn't usually come down to an average bar in Imp City, but it's not like everyone else could have gotten into some rich-ass place. Blitzo immediately notices Stolas and looks down. "Fuck- Mills, did you fucking plan this?!" Millie nods and smiles. "I figured a double date would be nice, get to meet the new couple! B'sides, me an' Moxx wouldn't have anythin' to do." Millie shrugged and chuckled. Of course, Blitzo tried to dress a little nice, with black pants, a black shirt, and his leather jacket. Millie was in a sparkly, skin-tight, black dress that went to her knees and Moxxie matched her in a sparkly black jacket. (Lots of black, eh?)

Blitzo tried to back out but he was stopped. And then Stolas noticed his and waved him over. Blitzo sighed and walked over to him, sitting in the seat next to him. Stolas stirred his drink in his hand, it was some sort of fruity drink. (>_>) "Hello, Blitzy. Your little friends wanted to meet up and go on a date of some sort. I agreed, obviously." Stolas smiled at Blitzo. "Yeah, heh, well, I wouldn't consider any of the 'dates' we've had in the past to be dates, y'know?" Stolas nodded and took a sip of his drink as Blitzo ordered. He ordered something with a lot of alcohol and some weird flavors. 

(psst, idk much about alcohol or stuff like that ;-;)

Millie and Moxxie had ordered some food and light wine for all of them, not knowing that Blitzo had ordered a drink. Stolas took another sip and offered some of his to Blitzo. He cautiously took a sip and gagged. "Oh, gross, how the hell do you drink that fruity shit? It tastes like piss!" Stolas leaned on his hand and looked at Blitzo. "I can think of some other fruity thing I drink." He smirked wide and Blitzo shoved him. "That's gross." Moxxie looked over at the both of them and Millie just sat there with a concerned look. "Um. Anyways. How have you been, Your Highness?" Moxxie decided to start some conversation. "Oh, I've been alright. And yourself?" "I've been good." Stolas took a long, awkward sip as the food and drinks arrived. "Oh, Blitz! I didn't see you ordered a drink." Millie said as Blitzo held the glass in his hand. "Nah, it's fine, Mills. I don't like wine that much anyway." Blitzo said, taking a swig of his drink. "See, now this is good. Try it." Blitzo handed Stolas his glass as Stolas drank a very little bit.

"Oh, darling, this has a lot of alcohol in it. You're going to have to drive those two home, no?" Stolas gave Blitzo back his glass. "Nah, fuck that. You guys can drive, right?" Blitzo asked, looking at M and M. They both shook their heads as Blitzo sighed. "Just teleport them, or whatever." He waved his hand at Stolas and took another sip of his drink. Stolas went to say something, but kept his mouth shut. About 30 minutes had passed, and Blitzo was on his 5th drink? Maybe his 6th. It was getting hard to keep track. Millie and Moxxie had left and paid for their stuff as Stolas stayed with Blitzo. (Yes, Millie and Moxxie took the van. Yes, they might have smashed it. Does that matter? No.) Blitzo leaned back in his chair, watching whatever show was on the TV. "Ngh, fuck. I'm gonna go to the bathroom." Blitzo slurred his word and clumsily stood up. "Okay, darling, stay safe." Stolas said. Blitzo flipped him off as he stumbled towards the bathroom.

Blitzo reached the bathroom and locked himself in a stall before dropping to the ground and throwing up whatever he had ingested in the last hour. "Ew, fuck." He whispered and wiped his mouth. He threw up again, wiped his mouth again, and stood up. "God fucking d-" He gagged. Did he eat something bad? He thought to himself. Someone else entered the bathroom just as Blitzo threw up again. Whoever entered began banging on the door. "Hey. You good, man?" It sure as hell was not Stolas. "Yeah, I'm fi-" And again. Blitzo coughed as the guy stood in front of the stall. "You got someone with you I should get?" Blitzo kept coughing, but he managed to say Stolas between his coughs. "Got it." The bathroom door opened and closed, and did the same a few minutes later. "I got him. Open the stall." Blitzo unlocked the door to see no Stolas, just some shady looking dude. He wiped his mouth for the 3rd time and blinked. "Stolas? That you?" Blitzo squinted, but before he could, the guy grabbed him. 

"LET ME GO YOU FUCKIN'- MMPH-" The guy covered his mouth and began rubbing Blitzo's arm. "Just shut up. Shut the fuck up." The man said in a forced whisper. Blitzo kicked and wriggled but wasn't strong enough for any damage. He tried to reach in his pocket but couldn't. The guy adjusted the way he was holding him and moved Blitzo's arms. Just enough for him to reach his pocket. He took his gun from his pocket, the golden one he got custom from Loona, and tried to move his arm back up. He was losing vision in his eyes and his whole body felt heavy as he struggled to breathe. Blitzo swung his head back, trying to stab the guy with his horns. "Ha, you really think I wouldn't- FUCK!" Blitzo's horns hit the guys shoulder, penetrating through the skin. He let Blitzo go and Blitzo turned around and held his gun up. He couldn't focus and hi hands were shaking, but the guy didn't know that. "Hey, whoa, there's no need to-" But bam. He was gone. His brains and blood splattered the bathrooms pale yellow walls. Blitzo was covered in blood as well.

Then the bathroom door flung open. "Real fucking late, dick." Blitzo looked at a panicked Stolas who just entered the bathroom. Blitzo collapsed to the floor, exhausted. His whole body was aching from that whole entire thing. Stolas wanted to pick him up, but he was covered in not only his own blood, but a complete strangers, and he was covered in vomit. "Oh, god. Fuck." Stolas whispered as he ran out of the bathroom to find someone to clean up and help.

(pretend its the good ending where everything is okay the guys just dead and blitzos just drunk i'll write a bit on the aftermath after this this took too long)