Workday

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(this chapter is about I.M.P lol ALSO IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE, MY SCHOOL BLOCKED WATTPAD AND I HAD NO WAY OF WRITING UNTIL NOW GAH IM SORRY OKAY NOW ENJOY)

The next day, Blitzo tried to go to work like normal, shaking thoughts of last night out of his head. He arrived at work a bit later than usual because he just had to stop for an iced coffee for him and Loona. Once the two of them arrived at the office, Moxxie and Millie were waiting outside. "Sir, you should try to be at work on time. And- Are you holding a coffee?" Moxxie grumbled, crossing his arms. "Oh, keep your tits on, Moxx." Blitzo scoffed, unlocking the office door. The four of them stepped in to the phone ringing on Loona's desk.  She picked it up and did her usual greeting while Blitzo turned on the lights.

"Guys, new client needs us today." Loona put the phone down. "I gave them your number," She pointed to Blitzo, "And gave them the office location." Not even a few minutes later, the client showed up. They were a tall sinner with pale blue skin, long black hair, and magenta eyes. They wore a black tee-shirt with black leggings and many colorful accessories. "Hey, I'm here-" They panted, slightly out of breath. They had wings on their back and you could tell they were still getting used to them. "I'm- Fuck- Give me a-" They panted as everyone stared at them. "Sorry, still- Whew!" They made a loose gesture towards their wings as everyone looked away in awkward silence. "Sorry. Uh- Is this I.M.P? I just-" The client looked around at everyone's awkward faces as they stood up straight.

"Sorry, again, I should just get to the point." They handed Millie a picture and smiled. "This is the bitch, my ex. She killed my dog when she was 'drinking too much', but I know that story is shit. Find her. I want her down here with me so I can make her life a literal hell. Worse than this one." A mischievous grin covered their face as Millie smiled. "Okay." Moxxie and Blitzo just exchanged glances and shrugged. Blitzo shoved Millie out of the say and smirked at the client. "200 bucks to start. The charges go up the longer it takes and the amount of resources we have to use." The client willingly handed over the money as Blitzo grasped it and ducked into his office.

It took a while, but everyone (not including Loona) was ready to go out on the field and get the bitches head. Loona mindlessly opened the portal as the gang stepped through it into a rather crowded area. Kind of like L.A., but way more people. Somebody instantly spotted them and the portal and screamed. Then Moxxie shot them. Obviously, that stirred up a lot of people. There was a ton of screaming and yelling as Millie scooped Moxxie up.

 Millie sighed. "Hun, you know better than that. The fuck are you doin'?" "Sorry, I just kinda.. Panicked? There's just a lot of people." "Yeah, uh-huh, sure. Just stop fucking up and pay attention." Blitzo cut him off. The three of them continued to prowl around, searching for the needed target. They continued searching as they finally found her in a house far from town. "Hell yeah, lets get this bitch." Blitzo said, running to the house and hiding in a shrub. M and M followed him close behind and ducked down along with him. Moxxie carefully loaded his sniper and aimed it to the window behind the bush.

Then, of course, Blitzo's phone began angrily screeching in his pocket. "SHIT-!" He fumbled with it as he took it out of his pocket. Of course it was Stolas. "What the FUCK do you want, bird dick, I'm busy." He hissed into the phone. Moxxie and Millie looked at him, shushing him as the client looked out her window. A look of pure fear appeared on her face as she ran away from the window. "Oh, hello, my Blitzy~ I'm free for now, I was hoping you would be free." Stolas mumbled into the phone. "Bitch, I just said I'm busy." Blitzo rolled his eyes. "Mmm, now don't be so rude, Blitzy~"  Millie sighed as she took the phone. "Oh, hush up. Both of you! You're gonna get us killed." She said before shutting the phone down. 

Suddenly, the woman burst through the door and dashed to the bush they were hiding in. "Look, I have no clue what you are," Her voice was scared and anxious, "but you better get outta here. Alright?" She stood with her hands on her hips as I.M.P remained quiet. "Come on. Get. Get out." They kept still. "God, I must not have taken my meds today- Okay. I'm just going to open the bush, and nothing will be there." The woman reached out to the bush. "Everything is going to be o-" She spread out the leaves of the bush and stared in silence as three little red creatures flicked their tails. "Fuck." Blitzo mumbled. The woman shrieked and the three just stared up at her. Then Moxxie just shot her. Easy.

"See, sometimes it's easier than it seems to just kill someone." Moxxie said. "Ah, well done Moxx. Nice work." Blitzo nodded and stood up. Millie waited patiently for the portal to open as she glanced through the house's window again. "Shit, guys, don't open the damn portal." Blitzo turned around as the purple sparkles caught the attention of a burly looking man who pointed at them through the window and ran outside. "Mills, that's not our problem." "Yeah, but that is." The guy was back at the window, now holding a heavy shotgun aimed right for Moxxie's forehead.

Blitzo grabbed Moxxie by the tail and shoved him in the portal. "There, done. Now let's get our asses in there before-" And the guy took a shot right into Millie's thigh. "AH! Shit!" Millie fell to the ground. Blitzo picked her up as the man took more shots, one grazing Blitzo's arm as they both jumped through the portal. 

While in the office, Millie was on the ground as Blitzo and Moxxie attempted to put a tourniquet on her leg. Loona just stood by, kneeling on the ground next to Millie. "Fuck, are you alright? That looks bad." Loona said, staring at the black blood oozing on the floor. "Nah, it's fine. I've been through worse." Millie responded, clenching her fist. The bleeding finally paused as Blitzo and Moxxie began bandaging the wound. "Okay then." Loona said. Millie's facial expressions looked distraught but Loona shrugged it off. "And done. You okay, honey?" Moxxie asked, hugging Millie. "Yeah. I've been through worse." They touched their foreheads together as Blitzo gagged. "Alright, well, I gotta go call Stolas back. You two watch her, okay?" Blitzo said, walking to his office.



(HJHJHJHJHHH next chapter is gonna be f u nnnnn teehee)

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