He loves me - Stolitz Fanfic - Helluva Boss

That Night

Stolas had invited Blitzo to stay the night, so he did. They were lying in bed, and Stolas was passed out. His head was on Blitzo's chest, and he was hugging him. Stolas had his arms wrapped around Blitzo and slept peacefully as Blitzo sat awake, thinking. "Damn," He whispered, extremely quiet. "He loves me, huh." Blitzo looked down at Stolas as they both shifted positions. Stolas' eyes fluttered open as he looked at Blitzo. "Darling, go to sleep." He mumbled, closing 2 of his eyes. Blitzo nodded and closed his eyes as Stolas fell asleep again, but he was still thinking. "What does this mean? Are we dating now? Wait." Blitzo sat up. "No, I don't wanna- Fuck-" He said, taking quick breaths as he held his forehead. Stolas jolted awake. "Blitz?" Blitzo looked over at him. "I don't fucking love you! That was a mistake!" Blitzo kind of yelled. "Fuck you!" Tears formed in his eyes. "You're just gonna- I- I don't-" He couldn't form words right and he pulled his knees to his chest. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck-"

"Blitz?? Are you okay??" Stolas placed a hand on his shoulder as Blitzo slapped it away. "Don't you FUCKIN' touch me, BITCH!" He yelled. Stolas pulled away. "Blitz, I- I just want to help, are you okay?" Stolas spoke calmly and silently. Blitzo got out of the bed and stood up, pulling his pants on. "Just leave me the fuck alone." A tear fell down Blitzo's face but he wiped it as fast as he could.  He stormed out the door, still pulling his shirt on as Stolas reached for him. "Blitz? What? What's going on?" Stolas stood up as Blitzo slammed the door behind him. Stolas flung the door open and scurried down the stairs, Stolas frowned. "If you're going to leave so late, you should at least say bye." "Yeah, sure. Bye." Blitzo said, his voice breaking. The door slammed as Blitzo got in his van and drove off.

As Blitzo was driving, he only made it a little bit away from Stolas' palace before pulling off to the side and sobbing. "What the fuck is wrong with me?" He sobbed harder and sniffed, gripping the steering wheel and slamming his head into the horn. "God fucking dammit, I can't go a year without being a fucking hotshot. Everyone just fucking loves me." His phone began vibrating and he chucked it across the van, shattering it. "I'm just gonna get played with again, I know it, I fucking know it-" Blitzo's heart began beating extremely quickly and his whole body was shaking.  His tail flicked violently in all different directions as he slammed his foot on the gas. Right into someones car. The car launched him forward and he whacked his horns on the windshield. "OW- FUCKING DAMMIT!" Blitzo screamed and groaned, wiping his face. "I'm already having a shitty fucking time. God." He backed up the car and pulled away, driving home as flashbacks of Verosika and Fizzaroli played over and over in his head. 

He didn't want to do that again. "I'm such a shitty guy, huh. I'm just a walking red fucking flag." He said, still shaking and crying. Once he pulled in to his apartment and went to his room, he saw Loona laying on the couch. She was still awake and she looked up at him as he entered. "Hey. You good?" Loona questioned him, moving her tail to her side of the couch and scooting over. Blitzo closed the door behind him and flopped onto the couch. "No, Loonie. I'm not, fuckin' duh." He snapped at her. She stared at him with an odd expression. "Sorry, honey, I'm just.." He sighed heavily. "Daddy's a bit stressed right now." "Well, I mean, no shit. You come home at 1:40 in the morning after you said you we're going to fuck your little boyfriend." Blitzo cringed at the use of that term and he shuddered. "Do you wanna like.. I dunno... Talk? Or whatever?" Loona offered, staring directly at the TV. "Not really. These are grown up issues, sweetie." Blitzo said, wiping his face again. "Right." Loona said.

Loona moved her tail behind Blitzo and pulled him in a bit. "Come on, just get this part over with." She fake sighed. She wrapped her arms around him and hugged him as he turned into her shoulder and cried. A slight smile appeared on her face as they both watched TV. Loona peered at the top of Blitzo's head and noticed a few stray glass shards on his horns. "What the hell happened to you?" There was also a bruise forming. "Yeah, I uh- Crashed the van a bit." Blitzo said, still focused on the TV. "Eh. Not my problem." Loona mumbled, turning back to the TV. The watched TV until they both fell asleep.

(THATS NOT A SHIP ITS SIMPLY LOONA CARING ABOUT HER FATHER BECAUSE THAT'D BE FUCKING GROSS........)

(haha headcanon time..... okay SO. heights. and size (?) differences)

Blitzo: 4'3

Moxxie: 4'1

Millie: 3'11

Loona: 6'5

Stolas: 8'5

Stella: 8'1

Octavia: 6'7 [shes short for her kind imo]

Fizz: 4'6 [robo limb size dependent]

Verosika: 7'2

(k bye)