Joke Chapter: Peru. just. Peru.

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Creators note: I didn't celebrate April fool's in a way that made you guys happy so here it is. I will also not be editing this to show you how high I can get

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"Here you go, Toya!" Tsukasa says, handing me.. 100 dollars?! I shake my head, trying to give it back. I couldn't possibly accept this! "It's okay! I didn't have time to get you a gift, so here it is!"

"Plus, you're 16 now! Congratulations!" Saki squeals, hugging me. I smile, and thank them both without.. actual words.

They're the last guests here, and they leave. I shut the door, sitting next to Akito on my couch. He showed up.

"I wonder where An wa--" Akito says, and she kicks down my door, holding Azusawa. The door-!!

"Toya!" She shouts, scaring my cats again.

I tilt my head, and she walks up to me.

"I smell money. Did Tenma give that to you?!" She smiles, and walks up to me. I nod slowly, but Akito takes it.

"And why do you want it?" He raises an eyebrow. She scowls, and smirks.

"Because, I have a way you can double that, even quadruple!" An flips her hair, and Azusawa sighs.

I don't really have any interest in that.. I want to frame that money and hang it up as a memory.

"I see you're not convinced.. I'll go with you to the arcade. All of us." She pinches the bridge of her nose, and my eyes light up. I stand up, and put on my coat. "Woohoo! Now we're talking!!"

Akito and Azusawa let out deep, deep sighs once more.

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"Isn't this.. a bit new to him?" Akito scoffs, holding his pan flute. Azusawa struggles to hold the guitar, and he notices, swapping.

There's a lot of Peruvian flute bands around us getting tips. Is this why she got the idea.?

"Thank you!" She smiles, then I accidentally drop my drum. They all stare at me, and I grow embarrassed.

"Swap. Now." He glares at An, and she smirks again.

"What if I don't--"

"I will murder you right here, and right now with this guitar and the guitar alone."

".. I'll be a gentleman..." She trembles, taking my instrument and shoving the pan flute in my hand.

"Twinsies!" Azusawa giggles, and I smile.

"I'm so glad I married an adorable gyaru." An swoons, and her face turns beet red.

"You didn't marry her?" Akito raises an eyebrow.

"Well, she proposed with a ring pop so technically--" Before she can continue, a police jumps on her. What the-?!

"There's more!" One shouts, and grabs my wrist. Ouch-?

Akito glares at them, and I shiver. That's.. horror movie stuff. They let go a bit, and I sigh.

Wait, why are we-

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"Never once did you think that we'd get arrested.. with all of them?"

An huffs, laying on Kohane's lap. She crosses her arms, pouting.

"Well, I didn't know so how would I think that!?" She snaps, getting a slap on the forehead by Akito.

"Stop yelling. I'm trying to sleep." He adjusts himself on my chest, laying down. When did this.?

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