Hey, so, sorry for actually not updating this in a long time, kinda just been focusing on other stuff and trying to scrounge up more ideas. But here I am, with a new chapter and some new ideas.
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As truth be told, yes, it was valentines day in the shithole of fazbenders.
Some of the workers expected for the day to be off considering no customers really showed up on holidays, but this is fazbenders.
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After the orange man had shown up to his work place, fazbenders, looking to be very sleep deprived for some odd reason.
A tall purple man would then slither into the pizza place, quickly after the orange man.
The phone guy, Steven, just stood there by the prize corner near the virgi- I mean Matt, as he watched the orange man suddenly collapse on the ground for just being tired.
"Kennedy, get up. There is no time for that. Even though there's literally no one here."
"But I'm tired." Jack would groan on the floor.
Steven would heavily sigh, facepalming (?) For a second. "You know what, just let Dave take you to the safe room or something."
After Dave overheard, the eggplant of a being would drag the orange straight into the safe room.
"Sportsy"~
"..what."
"Happy Valentines!"
Dave then proceed to hand Jack a poorly made purple card and a box of poorly wrapped chocolates to Jack. It almost seemed like this gesture was rushed almost a night before.
"Read the card, Old sport!" Dave said with a kind of enthusiasm that a five year old would have on Christmas.
Jack would proceed to open the card, then reading the horrible hand writing of the tall purple skittle.
The card read;
Dear sportsy,
I love oranges.
Love, Big Dick Davey.
(P.S., I stole some paper from your house to make this :3 )
".. I'm sorry, you what?!" Jack said, slamming the card closed to look at Dave after reading the card.
"Sooo, did ya like it?"
"Why did you steal from my fucking house, Dave?"
"To make the card. Obviously."
Dave then added, "But it's not like I've stolen other things from your house before."
Jack would facepalm, sighing. Realizing that getting mad over this would be stupid. "True.." he'd mutter.
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After a long silence between the two, Dave would suddenly suggest,
"So, because it's valentines day, do I get to kiss you now? Cause like, it's romantic or some shit?"
"Wh- No?? Maybe?? Idk??" The orange skittle's face was slowly changing shades of orange in a matter of seconds. Wow.
"Sooo, is that a yes?" Dave asked. (Honestly, Dave would not be the kind of guy to ask before kissing someone, but I guess today was a special occasion, idk.)
Before Jack could answer, Steven came barging in the safe room.
"SUITS. GET IN. NOW." He then ran back out. The faint sound of screaming kiddies could be heard from the main party room. Guess there really was people who came today.
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After the day, the two were able to leave Fazbenders for the night.
But just before Jack could walk home, because Jack is a manic. Dave would quickly run up to him and gave him a small little peck on the cheek before running off again.
Jack had to take a second to realize what the fuck just happened, rubbing his hand over where he got a smooch from the eggplant.
"..fuck."
Jack said, his face slightly heating.
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This is all I will write for rn, I will write another chapter by the weekend or so. Just wanted to pop out a new chapter before valentines day.
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silly davesport oneshots (i think)
Fanfictionhello to the person that reads this, these are just a bunch of little scenarios I can think of (or someone else can think of & hands it to me) this book rarely updates but if it does then you are lucky 👍 /pos
