quick little thing before you read: this part is a little hc my friend (toothandbone) made (intersex dave & trans jack) so i just felt like writing it :3
(even though it's not mentioned once aside from the note here,, coughs)
Also this part is kinda short because i happen to think that writing these at 10-12AM is a good idea.
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so, imagine this; you're in Vegas drunk as ever and cuddling with your orange corpse boyfriend. in a bath.
which is very normal, obviously; who wouldn't want to do this?
"sportsyy- can you turn the lights off.." Dave whined as he held his beloved orange man tighter. "fine" Jack reluctantly got up, because he obviously did not want to leave the embrace of his eggplant pigmented lover, even though they cuddle at any given opportunity possible.
Jack would waddle over to the light switch and clumsily turned it off then waddled back to the bath to return to the cuddling.
"this is better." Dave purred as he immediately wrapped his arms back around Jack the second he stepped back into the warm water.
there was an uncomfortable silence looming in the air for at least ten seconds.
"y'know, i think it would be pretty neat if we just fell asleep in here."
(foreshadowing)
"Dave, i feel like you're trying to predict something; you didn't smoke anything- right"
"no"
Jack just shrugged after a while of just trying to think of what to say next, obviously not coming up with anything.
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At least five or so minutes passed and Dave was exhausted enough to fall asleep while cuddling his tangerine in the bath. Jack, however, didn't notice until he felt drool on his shoulder.
Bastard actually predicted something- huh.
Jack thought to himself after he'd notice. Jack was also thinking about taking himself and his sleeping eggplant out of the bath to cuddle in bed instead, but chose not to;
Because god damnit, Dave's snoring was actually weirdly adorable to the walking orange corpse.
Jack sighed contentedly, reaching an arm up to play with Dave's hair a bit before he himself got hit with the urge to fall asleep.
So Jack closed his heavy eyelids and fell asleep to the sound of Dave's snoring. Somehow.
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Ok hello, I'm alive, probably, i haven't updated this book in over a year (new years joke) so i figured just to,, write something for once here (mostly because my friend gave me a prompt to; thank you again tooth✌️)
Again, sorry for it being short, but again, i did choose to write this at like 12AM so,, yay me i suppose.
Also yes, the title is a vine reference & yes it had to be longer than the actual fic.
Anyway, hope this was enough to feed my starving davesport enjoyers.
Cya 👍 (until I write again lmao)
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silly davesport oneshots (i think)
Fanfictionhello to the person that reads this, these are just a bunch of little scenarios I can think of (or someone else can think of & hands it to me) this book rarely updates but if it does then you are lucky 👍 /pos
