silly davesport oneshots (i think)

A (not so) average day

Idea requested by: Iral_the_great
Also I might've toyed with the idea a bit because I just do that lol.
(Video not related but you could watch it; it's pretty cool)
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Ja- I mean, Legacy, casually walked straight into fazbenders with a smile that looked like it was winning.

No but seriously, that smile is horrifying.

Anyway, Legacy acted like everything was fine and normal, despite the fact that even Matt was terrified of it.

Legacy then decided to shove itself into the kitchen to steal a pizza from Ronaldo, as you do.

It would walk up to Ronaldo with it's devilish smile.

"Hello Jack, the usual?"

"Yes."

"...Okay, that's actually freaking me out a bit, but I'll give you the pizza anyways."

Ronaldo would dump a shit ton of pizza ingredients onto Legacy's hand; It bit the hand and practically licked the non-cooked ingredients straight off.

Legacy would then slide itself out of the kitchen and went to the ball pit to go terrify toddlers, as you do.

As it walked up towards the ball pit, something suddenly rammed into the back of it's back and had wrapped their arms around it.

It was something purple, and tall.

"Heya Old-Sports!"
Dave said gleefully, odd for the eggplant today, but I'm not gonna argue.

"Hello, Dave."

Dave paused, letting go of Legacy.

"...why are you smiling at me like that.-"

"Yes."

Dave paused again, stepping backwards. This was unusual behavior for the tall guy.

"...I don't like.. whatever this is that happened to you..."

"It's really freakin' me out..."

Legacy only stared with it's growing smile.

"Employees, you better get back- to- work.." Steven entered the area, then saw the state of Legacy and simply facepalmed with a heavy sigh.

"I see, one of those days."

"...what days?" Dave asked.

"I'm getting the rat poison." Steven said, walking to Matt's counter.

Dave still thought that Jack was somewhere in... whatever Legacy was, and grabbed it and did a home-run straight to the safe room.

"You'll be safe here, Sportsy." Dave said to Legacy.

"Yes."

"Stop doing that! It freaks me out!"

...

"Yes."

Dave would then hide in a corner like a scaredy cat.

Legacy seemed to just think it was a joke and did a devious little laugh.

It then simply walked out the door of the safe room like it's job was done, and then walked straight out of the pizzeria with it's grin and all.

Tomorrow is another day.

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Chapter is kind of short, but im tired lmao. Thanks again for pitching the idea btw.