silly davesport oneshots (i think)

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Hey so uh, this is kinda Smth based off something that I watched last night (as of writing this out).
And I got an idea to write for it so I'm doing that now.
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Dave and Jack were running around the pizzarea like the gay little homosexual Skittles they are, average things they do.

But suddenly,,,,,

Dave found something that was on a wall!

This was new.

Dave grabbed Jack by the arm and bolted over to the wall with the thing on it. Jack was quite confused and didn't really know how to react at the sudden event.

Dave seemed excited to find it was (that thingy used to make announcements in stores, I forgot the name of them. But I know it looks like a phone.) Dave happily picked it up, he did let go of Jack before doing so.

Jack would stand and watch Dave try to figure out how to make it make announcements, eventually finding it.

Dave would press the button and started speaking into it.

"Tasty kebab. Tasty kebab. Tasty Tasty Tasty kebab. Mmmmmm kebab."

Jack couldn't help but die laughing at what he heard come from both Dave and the rest of the restaurant at the time.

"Do ya wanna try?" Dave asked while handing it to Jack.

"Gladly."

Jack proceeded to take it and began speaking into it.

"Mom? Mom I'm lost, Mom?"

Jack couldn't continue cause he started laughing halfway in, Dave trying to hold in his laughter at the same time.

Although, all fun must come to an end.

Phoney stormed towards them and "looked" them both dead in the eyes.

"Employees! Why would you do that??? That's for important announcements! Not to mess around on!" Phoney would start to scold the two like a mother scolding her children, though Dave and Jack seemed not to care, as Dave sneaked behind them and grabbed it again, then starting speaking into it again.

"I CAN DO THE SNAKE!!! I CAN DO THE SNAKE!!!" Dave said this while elongating his neck and wiggling it around like a snake as it's slithering. Jack chuckling slightly.

Phoney, however was. Not amused and turned it off, pushing Dave away from it and scolding them again before walking off.

Dave and Jack possibly made everyone there at the pizzeria at the time freaked out by Dave and Jack messing around on the announcements.

But they didn't care.
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After that eventful day, the two Skittles seemed to continue to bring up what they did yesterday while in the saferoom.

They possibly planned to do it again.

But for now, they will not.

"Hey Dave?"

"Yea?"

"I liked doing that with you, it was fun."

"Too bad PHONEY had to interrupt." Dave complained.

"Yeah, Phoney's no fun." Jack agreed to Dave's complaint.

(This is random to say, but they're sitting on the floor rn.)

They'd both start laughing for awhile before Dave scooted close to Jack, Jack slightly flustered.

Dave would wrap his arms around Jack and held him close. Jack didn't mind and seemed calm.

They'd both lean on each other and fall asleep.

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Bonus
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Phoney walked in on the two sleeping contently.

He was rather displeased they weren't doing they're work and left a sticky note by them.

It read; "Please suit up after you wake up and preform for the kiddies. -Scott"

Phoney then walked out and shut the door.
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If you wanna see this part continued- I'll continue it.
But anyways, gud by.