I just ate poop

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Me: Is scrubbing my mouth with a toothbrush aggressively.
Aboa: Are you ok?
Me: NO!
Clear: What happened?
Me: Jeff_Girl345 made me eat poop
Everyone Except Me: O_o
Me: Yeah I know she's a friend of mine.
Trip: Wow that's gross
Me: I know she is evil.
Jeff_Girl345: Comes out of no where Of Course I'm evil
Me: Manly Screaming
Aboa: xD
Me: that was......a girly shriek.
Noiz: Yeah, Right.
Jeff_Girl345: I'm sorry I put poop in your cereal. So I got you a new kind of cereal. Gives me Coco Puffs
Me: HAIAHSISHSSUSBHS TANK U Eats it
Jeff_Girl345: Smiles evily
Me: what?
Jeff_Girl345: Just to let you
Know I put dog poop in your coco puffs Leaves with deal with it shades
Me: Spits it out and washes my mouth with bleach, toothpaste, and mouth wash.
Clear: well she's........
Me: EVIL!!!
Clear: Um...I was going to say mean.
Me: oh

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