multifandom shenanigans

I'm running out of ideas so here are some more incorrect quotes

*Sora is cooking*
Boyfriend: Any chance that's for me?
Sora: It's for Jaxx. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Honoka: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Lila Rossi: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Marinette: Nope, absolutely not.
Levi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Pico: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Saki: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Yurika: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Twilight: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Karen B: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Talia: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Karen, learn to listen.
Girlfriend: What if it bites itself and I die?
Raven: That's voodoo.
Fluttershy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Reika: That's correlation, not causation.
Ichigo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Erika: That's kinky.
Twilight: Oh my God.

Kara: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Apple: Mind your language!
Kara: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Apple:
Kara: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Alex: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.