multifandom shenanigans

Transformations in a nutshell the sequel

Jaxx: ALRIGHT! I MAY HAVE FAILED LAST TIME, BUT I WON'T FAIL AGAIN! THIS TIME, I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Carissa: NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!

Jaxx: Ugh, here we go again.

Iris: What?

Jaxx: Before a battle starts, you guys ALWAYS do those extra long unnecessary transformation sequences.

Auriana: But they're nice, aren't they?

Jaxx: Not for us villains. We have to wait for you guys to finish.

Talia: Even though you guys could just attack us?

Jaxx: Just trying to be polite.

Iris: Doesn't matter. We've stopped you before, and we can stop you again.

Iris: IRIS, PRINCESS OF-

Suddenly, Iris' transformation was interrupted by an external force, which seemed to be coming from some sort of light beam.

Iris: What the-?

Jaxx: Oh, don't think I forgot about last time. This time, I won't be so polite. I've brought in a partner this time!

Lyna: ...You brought Sora?

Jaxx: Wha- NO! Sure I love him and all, but he wouldn't do well in this situation. I brought someone else.

Then a figure appeared from a nearby alleyway. As the figure came closer, the girls recognized that it was...

Everyone: PICO?!

Pico: THAT'S RIGHT!

Talia: But why?

Pico: I NEED THE MONEY GOSH DANG IT!

Iris: Don't you babysit?

Pico: Yeah well, they're on vacation, so I need another way to make money until they come back.

Talia: TALIA PRINCESS OF-

Pico: Don't even.

Talia's transformation was also interrupted by that same light beam.

Talia: I don't think it's a good idea to transform here. We'll end up just being interrupted.

Iris: I'll tell the others.

Suddenly, Happiness Charge Cures!

Jaxx: BUT HOW-

Princess: WE MANAGED TO FIND A LOOPHOLE! WE CAN'T TRANSFORM OVER HERE BUT WE CAN TRANSFORM IN OTHER PLACES!

Jaxx: S***, I didn't think about that.

Lovely: Now's our chance!

*after attack*

Lovely: Eh? Where did-

Jaxx: HAHAHA! DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WE WOULD JUST STAND THERE AND WAIT FOR YOU DO BE DONE?!

Pico: Seriously, that song was WAY TOO LONG. You guys should shorten it.

Jaxx: NOW PREPARE TO-

Boyfriend: PICO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Pico: Boyfriend?

Boyfriend: BEING A VILLAIN IS BAD PICO! STOP IT!

Pico: Okay...

Jaxx: Wait what? Why-

Pico: If it were Sora speaking you would do the same.

Jaxx: No I-

Sora: JAXX! YOU'RE LATE FOR OUR DATE!

Jaxx: Oh s*** I gotta go.

Jaxx: BUT I'LL BE BACK!