𝗟𝗠𝗔𝗢 - ꜱᴋ8 ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ

sorry who?

            [number] added you to a chat.

[number]
reki
I added your new number

                                               [number2]
                                           sorry to break it to you
                                                but i'm not "reki" lmao

[number]
oh, i apologize
want me to delete your number?                   

[number2]
NO
                                                    you're probably hot asf
                                                and i'm lonely and bored

[number]
oh, okay
what's your name?

[number2]
y/n, what about you

[number]
i'm langa

                                               [number2]
                                                                            Fine name you got there

[number2] changed [number]'s name to 'lungs'

[number2] changed their name to 'hart😘'

lungs

I understand lungs, but why heart?

                                                 hart😘
figured we were doing an organ theme or sum
are u comfortable sending me a pic of urself

lungs
can i ask why?

hart😘
                                                 making sure i'm not talking to an old man

I made a mistake last time with "gerald"

lungs
wha
how

hart😘
                                               so one time i posted a picture of my bald oikawa plushie

and gerald commented on it

we were besties fr

he laughed at penis jokes

one day we decided to reveal our faces

bro really searched up "young man" lmao

i found that picture on google

lungs
He could've at least gone really far down on the image search                                                                           

hart😘
I know smh

Turns out he was actually 69420 years old😔

lungs
Oh
Well I assure you I'm not an old man

                                                                                                       hart😘
dawg you gotta prove yourself first 🤨