Outer Banks (JB's Twin Sister)

xx Pilot III xx

( omg I'm only at 17:32!!)

*sailing through the marsh to the motel*

JJ whistled.
"I thought the chateau looked bad" he stated as we all looked at the battered motel.
"This place is a shitshow" complained JB
"Motel or Meth lab?" Asked Kie.
"You be the judge," said Pope as JB steered us towards it.
"Meth lab most definitely" I replied to Kie.
"Doesn't look like a place somebody with a Grady-White stays" my brother commented.
"What is with everyone and stating the obvious today," I asked.
They all glared at me but JJ tried to contain his laughter.
"Jeez, I was kidding" I put my hands up in surrender.
"No, it looks like a place someone with a Grady-White would get killed" Pope continued.
"Alright here we go" JB went to park the boat.
"This is your captain speaking. HMS Pouge comin' in for landing" JJ exclaimed grabbing the rope.
I laughed as he jumped off the boat and secured it to the land with the rope.
"We good," asked JB.
"Yeah, we're good" JJ replied.
"Alright. Here goes nothin' " JB sighed as I hopped out of the boat to stand next to JJ.
"Hey," said Pope, leaning against the bar above the wheel.
"Yeah?" JB asked turning to him.
"Don't let them do anything stupid" Pope pointed at us.
"Us. Never" I pretended to look offended and placed my hand on my chest.
"Oh, we will" JJ added.
"I'm not making any promises" JB rolled his eyes at us.
"Yeah, I know" Pope sighed and went to sit down.
"Uh, be careful," said Kie, handing my twin the motel key.
"I mean it," she said with a hint of concern.
JB chuckled awkwardly.
"Yeah" he hopped out of the boat.
"Lovebirds" I whispered to JJ as he laughed.
"Let's go" JB patted JJ on the shoulder as me and JJ followed him.
"Why are all these mattresses out here," I asked confused.
"After a hurricane, they ditch 'em 'cause they're mouldy" JJ answered.
We made our way up the stairs to a row of motel rooms.
"Just be so careful, John" JJ said whilst dramatically grabbing JB's shoulders and holding his chin.
I burst out laughing.
"God, you're so weird" my brother complained pushing him away.
"Seriously B what was that about?" I asked my twin.
"I don't know. Maybe she wants us to be careful" JB tried to defend himself.
"Since she heard you're being threatened with exile, she's just been like. Oh! Be so careful, John B" JJ said dramatically whilst massaging his shoulders.
"Get off" JB complained pushing off his hands.
"Oh, give me that John D already" JJ moaned.
"Like when are you gonna swoop on that, man?" JJ asked.
"She didn't even tell her own best friend to be careful" I added looking a bit offended.
"That's because your always reckless" JB said to me before turning to JJ.
I shrugged.
"Bro, you know the rule. No Pouge-on-Pouge macking" JB pointed out.
"Besides you can't even say anything, you've been hitting on my sister ever since DCS. And not to mention Kie" JB pointed at JJ before turning back to the doors.
"Ye but he's been hitting on me since 3rd grade" I pointed out.
"Plus your sister is hot. Andddd Of course I'm hitting on Kie, she's super-hot, rich, hippie chick slumming with us. Why? I can't figure it out either, but who cares, bro?" JJ added.
I pressed my hand against my chest looking offended.
"Other than the fact that her best friend is your sister" JJ added.
I cleared my throat.
"What?" JJ asked confused as JB tried a door.
"I know that door's locked because I've tried it," JJ said to JB before turning back to me.
"Am I not good enough for you Maybank" I pretended to look offended.
"No. No-" JJ started.
"You need help," JB told JJ, cutting off our conversation.
"Not a little help, you need a look help" JB added as I glared at him, telling him to shut up.
JJ looked at the ground.
"It's like every girl who just has a heartbeat, you're like..." JB said ignoring me.
"Phfewww!" JB added as I nudged him in an attempt to get him to shut up.
"What? It's not a big deal" JJ said trying to act natural.
I stayed quiet.
"Is that us? Twenty-nine" my brother asked turning his attention to the doors as JJ checked nobody was following us.
"That's it" I replied sighing.
"Okay," JJ said, walking to the door and knocking on it.
"Housekeeping," he said in a really high-pitched voice.
I laughed as JJ knocked on it again, then on the window.
"Should we try it?" Asked JB.
"Why do you think we're here stupid" I responded.
"No power. No security cameras. No one's gonna know" JJ added as JB unlocked the door and JJ pushed it open.
"Huh," JB said holding up a torch.
"I don't really know what we expected" I pointed out as we all walked in.
JB threw me and JJ a flashlight and turned his own on one.
"Okay. Check the bag. See if there's a name on there somewhere" JB instructed JJ.
I closed the door behind me and went to check the closet. JB also checked another bag on the bed.
"A jacket," JJ reported.
"Denim slides" JB added.
"Whoever lives here has terrible style" I added, looking at the clothes hanging up in the closet with a discussed expression.
"No name on the jacket, it's a nice jacket though" JJ added.
I sighed beginning to look through the clothes for a name tag.
"Definitely over the 50s. He's got new balances" JB reported.
JJ walked over to a map and looked at it curiously.
"Yo, dude, come here. Maybe this is where they were fishing" JJ commented as me and JB walked over to him.
"Let me see," JB said.
"Right there" JJ pointed at the map.
I lost interest very quickly and went back to looking for something with a name on it.
"No, that's off the continental shelf. That's Big Swell. Nobody fishes there" JB responded.
"Okay" JJ replied as JB looked at a piece of paper with coordinates on it.
They both went back to looking around.
"Coffee" JB said in an awful British accent.
"Yeah, standard. Tissues for when you get lonely..."JJ replied in the same terrible accent.
"You should take them for when Kie isn't with you" I smirked at JJ.
"Oh really now" JJ smirked cheekily.
JJ put me in a headlock.
"Jay, let go!" I laughed.
JB glared at him and JJ put his hands up in surrender and then went to look in the bathroom.
"You're no fun" I rolled my eyes at my brother.
"Ooh!" JJ exclaimed from the bathroom.
"Did you find anything?" JB asked ignoring my comment.
"A really awesome Dopp kit you won't let me steal" JJ looked at it.
"Very helpful Jay," I said sarcastically.
"Years, 'cause we're not stealing shit" JB answered.
JJ put something in his pocket that I couldn't quite see.
"You-" I began as JJ covered my mouth with his hand and put his finger to his lips. I rolled my eyes as I removed his hand. JB opened up a cupboard to reveal a safe.
"One, one, one" he tapped in the numbers.