Walker Book 1- #1

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by Faith97679

by Faith97679

Alan:Andreas, have you seen my yellow hoodie?
Andreas:*wearing it* no
Alan:your litterally wearing it right now you liar

In a zoom call
Alan:any questions before I go on from here?
Lily:nope
97414:nah
97679:*forgot to turn off voice changer* AEEAUEE E A R E A E A I O
Alan: Great. I really understood that well.

97679:I'm not jumpy!
Lily:your the jumpiest person in this community
Alan: Hey guys
97679:*screams* F*CKING DEMON! oh- hey Alan
Alan:uhhhhhhhh
Lily:you never listen do you?

Alan: Lily why do you buy shirts three times your size?
Lily: because I'm ✨insecure✨

97679:I don't know what to draw, someone gimmie Some Suggestions.
97414:draw mpreg
97679:of who?
Andreas:28300

97679:What do you call a chicken how like Alan Walker?

97679:A Balker

Andreas:*Looks at Alan* Can you teach me to move an AVI-8 with my hands
Alan:*Picks up AVI-8 and hands it to Andreas* I moved the AVI-8

97414:What song by Alan took the least amount of people to make?
Andreas:I don't know what song, all I know is that he made it 'Alone'

Lily. *Working on something for AVI-8* Hey 97679, can you hand me the chips?
97679:*Hands her chips (I call em crisps cause I'm British but this is the only way the joke works lol)*
Lily. No, computer chips

Alan:I need a Walker
97679:*Brings him a walker*
Alan: No, a Walker
97679:*Looks at him confused*
Alan: *Sigh* A person
97679: Oh. *Leaves and returns with and old infected who has a walker*
Alan: AH SH*T *gets attacked*

97414: When the infected come, I will be ready.
97679: Oh look, *points at nothing* the infected
97414:*Flees in terror*

Alan:*Walks up to random infected on a stroll* Congratulations! You are an official Walker! - By my brother Andreas!
97679:Alan are you drunk?

Thanks to Paige97414 for the jokes you sent me on pinterest!