Incorrect quotes:Rebooted #1

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by Faith97679

by Faith97679

(OLD QUOTES WILL BE USED BUT MORE ACCURATE TO MY HEADCANNONS)

#0:what's the difference between McDonald's in the UK and USA?
#97679:pretty much the US portion sizes are bigger in terms of chips and drinks but the food is the same other than the nuggets which you can get 40 in the US and you can't in the uk.
#0:HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
#97679:food wars
(I love food wars)

#76267:*sneezes*
#22:shut the fuck up

97679:What song by Alan took the least amount of people to make?
#28300:I don't know what song, all I know is that he made it 'Alone'

#22:what if I get cancer in my Willy?
#0:they'd still do chemo would they not?
#22:I thought they chopped off your balls-
#0:WHY WOULD THEY-

22, wearing a hat that you customise text on:type something for my hat to say
28300:*types im gay*
22:K, what does it say?
K:im gay
22:we know that but what does it say?
K:*sighs and drinks coffee,plotting to cover up a murder*

97679:76267,help
76267:what do you need help with?
97679:I BURNT THE PASTA
76267:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BURN THE PASTA?
97679:IDK BRO I WAS TRYING TO COOK THE PASTA-
76267:DID YOU PUT ENOUGH WATER IN?
97679:...
76267:...
97679:You need to put water to make pasta?

97414:meow :>
K:the fuck?
76267:meow :D
K:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
97679:meow :3
K:STOP
22:meow ^>
K:NOT YOU TOO
28300:meow ^^
K:I SWEAR TO GOD-
0:Meow ^v^
K:*screams*
Avem:Meow :P
K:*laying on the floor sobbing*

0:HELP ME IM GONNA BLEED OUT-
28300:CALL 911-
22:WHATS THE NUMBER?
22500:really 22?! 'What's the number?'

K,standing on a lower part of some land:I'm gonna report you to the police.
97679,stood on the higher part of said land:please report me
K:*gets out his phone and his head is down*
97679:*runs past him and jumps off the higher part,farting in his ear*
K:*too shocked to do anything*
0:97679,You dirty bastard