Walker Book 1- #9

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by Faith97679

by Faith97679

Lily:*falls off her chair*
Lily:I've fallen and I can't get up!

Alan:wait- if we're the walkers when we walk and we're talkers when we talk, when we fall, are we the fallers?
Lily:I am this close to just jumping into a closed window-

Alan:when 2 vegans argue- is it still considered beef?
Lily:*breathes heavily and shakes*

97679:well...its been a great day today... Can't wait for tommorow *cries*

97679:Alan- am I a robot-
Alan:no...97679...no
97679:*starts crying*
Alan:hey...look at me...youre not a robot, you're a failure-

Andreas:wheres alan-
Lily:*sings a tune*
Alan:*screams it back in pain and agony*
Lily:found him

Andreas:I'm gonna learn to sing like nikki manaj. *song plays* BiGgEr ThAn A gUy WiTh A tHiNg On HiS eYe
Alan:what the f*ck-

97414:*playing Christmas music in November*
97679:why are you playing Christmas music in November?
97414:you are not welcome here-GET OUT OF MY HOUSE-

Alan:I will trap santa, in my box, locked up like fortnox, and make him suck my c*ck!

97414:excuse me, I lost my friend, can I please make an announcement?
Store worker:of course
97414:*pauses for 10 or so seconds*
97414:goodbyd you little sh-

Lily:rules, no tickling, don't be a b*tch, masks must be worn the entire duration of the game
Aaron and andreas:THAT'S BULLSH*T
97679:*dying*
Alan:guess you 2 have to quit
Aaron:IM outta here
97679:*falls to the floor, dying of laughter*
Andreas:I refuse to put a mask on!

Brian:you stupid little f*ck, with your little gress tips and your red hilights and your gay little hair, f*ck you
97679:NO- DONT YOU CALL MY- HILIGHTS GAY-

Lily:damn my feet hurt- Hey Andreas can you rub my feet-
Andreas:F*ck no, rub em your f*cking self-
Lily:oh, okay
Alan:*givubg her a sus look* ill rub your feet-
Alan and lily:*laughing their a*ses off*