Walker Book 1-#16

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by Faith97679

by Faith97679

0:if you were born deaf, what language would you think in
22:that is a good question
28300:DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM-

97679:should you bake cookies at 400° for 10 minutes or 4000° for 1 minute
97414:how about 4,000,000° for 1 second!
97679:LET'S HARNESS THE POWER OF THE F*CKING SUN TO MAKE CHOCO CHIP COOKIES
Aaron:DO NOT-

0:*kncoks on 97679s door at 5 am*
97679:*awnsers it,looking like she's been awake for hours*
97679:hi,what you doing up?
0:thats what I should be asking you. Have you even slept?
97679:nahhh but I'm fineeee,I just keep listening to music and going mad. Why you still up
0:i chugged 5 cans of red bull cause I have no control over my life.

Andreas, thinking: I wonder if my brother knows what 97679s name is...
Andreas, shouting:ALAN!
0:YEAH-
Andreas:DO YOU KNOW 97679's REAL NAME?
0,Lying:NO-

97414:what the hell happened to you!
97679:one awnser, I was bear up by my school bully when me, 0, 28300 and 22 went on a raid.

88888:hello people who don't live here
0:hi *proceeds to collapse onto the sofa and is instantly asleep and snores*
28300:bonjor b*tch.

Avem:dad! I just realised I have a d*ck!
0:hello to you to avi

97679:*squeezes the sh*t out of Avem whilst hugging him* YOU'RE JUST SO ADORABLE I SWEAR TO GAWD