Derek: "No way."
Naomi: "Yes way."
Derek: "That's impossible." he scoffs, shaking his head as the pair enter the bullpen, moving over to their desks
Naomi: "Apparently not, cause it happened."
Elle: "What happened?"
Naomi: "Woman kills boyfriend...by riding him to death." she hums, making a surprised look come over Elle's face
Derek: "It had to be a medical condition. Guy was barely 30."
Naomi: "At least he went out in style." she chuckles, watching as Derek shakes his head
Elle: "You don't think it's possible?"
Derek: "That 20-something-year olds die from sex?" he huffs, giving her a look of disbelief
Spencer: "It's actually not as uncommon as you'd think" he hums, turning away from his computer to face the three "A forensic post mortem study in Germany showed at least 32,000 sudden deaths, 0.2 percent of them occurring during sexual activity."
Naomi: "Our computer has spoken." she hums, pointing towards Spencer as Derek scoffs
Spencer: "Technically speaking, sex could kill you. Pupils dilate. Arteries constrict. Core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets. Respiration becomes rapid and shallow. The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere. Secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. If not for its pleasurable moments, the human race would've died out eons ago" he informs, making Derek's brows furrow in confusion, an amused look coming over Naomi and Elle's faces "It's worst for women. Men can only have one orgasm while women can have an hour-long orgasm."
Naomi: "So have you personally tested that theory or did you just read it?" she hums, giving Spencer a teasing smile as his cheeks redden, Derek and Elle chuckling as he awkwardly clears his throat, turning back to face his computer
JJ: "We're up." she calls out, waving a file in her hands as the group follows her into the roundtable
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JJ: "Over the past two months, the L.A. field office has been tracking a series of 4 bank robberies in the L.A. Metro area. It's one individual wearing a black ski mask. He's highly skilled. It's his unique M.O. that put him squarely in our court. This happened two days ago." she hums, playing a video
Hotch: "He's making them undress?"
JJ: "He takes their clothes and locks them in the vault, then he goes for the cash."
Morgan: "Smart. Nobody's going to run after him butt naked."
Reid: "It's also a psychological advantage. Make the captives feel exposed, intimidated, and much less likely to fight back."
Watson: "That, and the mac-10 he's waving around. Got a lot of firepower."
Elle: "But why is this case for us?"
JJ: "Because in the last robbery, two things changed. One, he beat the security guard nearly senseless, and two, after he made everyone undress, he forced two pairs of victims together at gunpoint, then he made them simulate sex with each other."
Elle: "Whoa."
Reid: "It's remarkable. By utilizing a practical M.O. the unsub has stumbled on to a psychological signature. It's fascinating."
Watson: "You are way too excited about that." she mutters, twirling a pen in her hands as she leans back in her seat
Elle: "He's a sex offender now."
