Vespera, in the middle of dinner: gasp!
Fintan: What?
Vespera: I poisoned one of our drinks, but I forgot which one.
Fintan:
Gethen:
Ruy:
Alvar, banging his head on the table: The way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
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Grady, answering the phone: Hello?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Grady: I don't have a son though.
Kidnapper: Then who just made me cut the crust off of a pbj and cried until I got them a capri sun?
Grady: Oh my god they have Rex!
Rex: I'm right here.
Grady:
Grady: Oh my god they have Lex!
Lex, walking into the room: I'm right here?
Grady:
Rex:
Lex:
Grady: Oh my god they have Keefe.
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Linh: Water can fix all your problems!
Biana: Want clean skin? Drink water!
Dex: Want to lose weight? Drink water!
Fitz: Tired of someone? DrOwN tHeM.
Linh:
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