Darkstalker, to Moon: She lied to me.

Darkstalker: And betrayed me

Darkstalker: And stuffed me under a mountain for two thousand years.

Darkstalker: You know what I call that?

Moon:

Moon:

Moon: What.

Darkstalker: True love.

Moon: *Slams head on desk*

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