Luna: Moon!

Moon: Yea?

Luna: Have you ever heard of Clearsight? She's this ancient, beautiful, perfect dragon who has blessed us all for eons with her gifts, and knows and loves us all. We basically worship her.

Moon: Oh yeah! I destroyed her ex-boyfriend like, last week or somthing.

Luna: ...

Luna: YOU DID WHAT!

Moon: I des-

Luna: HOW COULD YOU! SHE MUST HATE US ALL NOW!

Moon: ...

Luna: *sobbing* NOOOO! HOW COULD YOU!

Moon: ...

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