Doomed to fail (batjokes love story)

Chapter 2

Jokers POV:

I've had a lot of time to think of my escape and tonight it's going to come in action...
I waited for the time the two guards are going to give me my shot, a few hours pass and the both arrive. As the syringe gets close to me, I quickly grab it stabbing the second guard in the eye. I laugh and jump up. The other guard starts begging for his life. I decide to leave him be, I'll probably just kill him another time. As I leave my cell, I'm surprised by the lack of guards there is, meh I probably killed the rest during my previous escapes. I was lucky to stay out of sight.

I reach the room in which they keep all of the most notorious criminals belongings. I found the box labelled J+H for joker and Harley. Harleys stuff wasn't there, she must've escaped already. Soon I put on my suit and grab my gadgets, oh how I've missed them.

Few Hours later kinda?? (More Like minutes but meh)

Batman POV:

I was in the bat cave waiting for an alert to pop up on the big screen. Alfred was lecturing me as always, about how someday I'm going to end up seriously hurt. I was used to it by now. Then suddenly I got a signal! I rushed out and exclaimed to Alfred "Maybe we can talk about this another time Al!!" I left before he could respond.

I arrived at the scene, Commissioner Gordon had told me That the joker had once again escaped from Arkham. "I almost thought he wasn't going to escape this time, I mean he was there for almost 9 months!" I exclaimed to Jim. He just responded with "well it's the joker what'd expect he always come back" (Teehee *it's been so long starts playing* LMAO)

I went off to go search for the Joker, surprisingly he was only hidden behind a wall, looked weaker than usual, I actually a-bit concerned, I asked him with a stern look "What elaborate scheme have you came up with this time Joker?..." He turned his back on me as if trying to hide something. "Joker what are you hiding, another bomb I assume?" He just shook his head it seemed like he really didn't have Plan, not for now anyway. "Joker just answer the question! Unless you want another beating!" He surprisingly jumped at this and replied " whatever you say Bats, can't you at least leave me alone?.." Before I could respond The Joker collapsed and i was quick to grab ahold of him before he coukd drop to the ground, That's when I noticed his head was bleeding and he had a black eye. What on earth happened while he was at Arkham?, I questioned myself. I decided to act like joker had gotten away to Jim, luckily he believed me and I decided I should take Joker to the Batcave and give him proper medical attention.

Authors note:
Hii!! I hope you've been enjoying this book so far also Idc what joker and batman you perceive them as, this was just for fun and I want ppl to use their own imagination!! Lemme know if you have requests or if you just want to comment on how the stories going so far!