"Damn.. is that Michael Jackson?"
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"Hey you.. you're finally awake."
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"Spooky scary skeletons send shiver down your spine-"
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"Woman, woman let me be your- Oh! Forgot you existed for a hot second!"
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"He got six eyes like them Minecraft spiders. 💀"
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"Chaos isn't a pit; it's a ladder and I'm climbing it in stilettos."
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"Yo, when he said something fun was gonna happen, I never expected this."
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"I wanna go home. I'm not getting paid for this shit."
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"I'm not clumsy; the floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."
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"I put the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter' because my jokes are killer."
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"Why be normal when you can be a legendary hot mess?"
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