When I wok up in da morning, I felt sick.
Da flashback yesterday really did smth.
I got up, tighten the thread holding me face together and got dressed.
(I wus wearing da clothes from yesterdae while sleping zzzzz)
I put on black cargo pants, a black long sleeve button up shirt with a green sweater vest, my favorite choker and me combat boots.
After that I got me bag and left da doorms.
On the way I saw a few preps screaming at each otha (typocl prep stuff oml...ughhh), I ignored em swaggily.
In the first lesson, we had a history test about the Roman Empire or smth like that. Caesar salad u know.
Jasper n his friens looked very scared. I personally wus scared as well but I couldn't show it caus I am bad boy.
Da teachur, who looked like 7 year old wrinkly canned fish, gave us the test papers.
"U hav 45 mints time for dis! Do well or I will tell ur parents!!!", he whisperd screamingly.
"And from now on NO TALKING!", he yelled suddenly. I took my pen n started chewing on it very smartly (I need that to get my brain juices flowing, dont judge).
The assignment was to anal-yse a coin from da Roman tim. It wasn't to hard so I finished evn before I wus supposed to turn da paper in.
Jäsper n gang were still strugaling, so I gave jsper a note with all da info on it but da teacher didn't see lmao.
I left da classroom after dat, p r a y I n g (I'm not writin dat) that jaspur still finished da test on tim.
After a few otha classes, I saw jaspr again in da great hall.
"Heyyy jspurr how did It go?", I asked with a hint of hopefulness.
"Oh, uh, thanks to you, it's probably goin to be fine!", jasper smild.
I wus happy but only showed very little emotion. "that's great. What r u doin today??", I asked goffikly. "Oh, school stuff n drawing ig, u?", he replied. "Listening to inheritors power by da men who will not be blame for nothing on reapeat probabley..., but have fun arting n learning!!!", I said hapily.
After school on da wae home I already started listening to inheritors powda, cause da song is fireeee (and if u don't sink dat, get da hell outa hereee).**warning da followin part is going to be sad**
After da day wus ovr I went to bed...
But then...
In da middle of da night...
I got a call...
from...
JASPER MaRC Thedarklord!!!I crawled out of bed and accepted da call.
"Hey jaspur, u ok? Why u callin in da middle of de night???", I asked still a bit sleepy.
"Oliv, oliv, omg im so happy that ur still awake!!! My parents found drawings of sexy hawt anime men on my phone, and they're home of phobic!!!! They said I'm fired from da family and I had to pack my stuff n leave!!!! Right Now, I'm standing in da cold dark outside, completely lonely n cold!!! Idk what to do now!!!!", he sobbed.
I wus SHOOOK!!!
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A date at the cemetery- heavily inspired by my immortal by Tara Gilesbie
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