Cheers erupted from the room as you pushed the door open, the cast all waiting there for you.
"News flash everyone, I'm not dead" you announced, taking a bow. "And I'm
back in business."
"Well, it was peaceful while it lasted" Tom sighed, not looking up from his book.
"Don't act you didn't miss her Tom" Chris grinned, nudging him in the side.
"I'm not acting, I didn't miss her."
"Then why we're you always asking if anyone knew anything?"
"I was not " he scoffed, elbowing the Australian beside him.
"He's lying" Paul commented with a grin. "He's always asking if you were okay. Which we're glad to know that you are."
"I've never been more inclined to kill someone" Tom muttered venomously.
"Welcome to my world" you smirked, ruffling his hair as the others began to move off to their various jobs for the day. "Also, you could've just texted me."
"Bold of you to think I even have your number in my phone."
"I know you do."
He just glared up at you, you smiling back smugly.
"I wouldn't text you because I don't care."
"No one believes you Hiddleston!" Rdj whisper shouted as he walked past.
"Zip it Downy."
"Ooh the English man is feeling feisty today" you grinned.
"That's because you're back" he smirked, ruffling your hair mockingly as he stood. "Well at least we can finally get back to training."
You rolled your eyes, sorting through your bag to grab your water bottle as he walked off.
A moment later a text came through from an unknown number.
"I suppose I'm glad you're back."
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"I take back my text" Tom groaned, lying on the floor as you poked him with the prop sword.
"Too late, I already screenshotted it and made it my background" you grinned, opening up your phone and holding it up for him to see. "Can't take it back now Hiddleston."
"Could just stop being a pain in the ass?"
"What do you think the answer to that question is."
"I hate you" he sighed, covering his face with his hands.
"We already know this" you smirked, nudging him with your foot. "Come on lazy, up you get. We have training to do."
"Filming starts tomorrow."
"I know, that's why we have to train. You don't want me to 'accidentally' injure you doing a stunt."
"Accidentally, sure" he answered.
"Of course it would be accidental. I'd get sued if it wasn't."
"Rightfully so."
"Or the fan girls would form an army and murder me" you added thoughtfully as the actor finally got up.
"No they won't-"
"Don't try the whole modest act on me Hiddleston, you have a damn army and you know it."
"Fine" he surged, smirking. "My army will murder you."
"Mine will slaughter yours and dance on their graves" you countered, twirling the sword around in a complicated pattern. "And then I'll kill you as our final step in our fight for victory."
"And how are you going to get your army to kill mine? Because mine are using swords."
"Mine are using guns, duh."
"That's not a fair fight. You can't use guns."
"Fine then, we'll use bow and arrows, Elven style. With back up daggers for close range."
"Fine. Get ready to lose" he shrugged.
"Never."
"We got that all on camera just so you know" one of the camera women called out.
"Good, post it an get the people to vote" Tom replied with a grin.
"If you truly want to know what it's like to win, join me" you said to the camera. "I'm far superior, don't lie to yourself."
"No need to be delusional, we all know I'll win" Tom smirked.
"No need to get cocky Hiddleston."
"I'm not cocky, just confident."
"Oh shush."
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