Incorrect quotes but it's people in Bedwars Squads

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I haven't posted anything in this book in a while, so have some incorrect quotes!
red team first because they're the craziest right now

VoidedLight: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Vascillor: What did you do VoidedLight?
VoidedLight: a Mistake.

Noobixm: Where the devil is Amethyst?
Vascillor: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
VoidedLight: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

Amethyst: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
VoidedLight, exasperated: WHY?!?
VoidedLight points at Vascillor: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
VoidedLight points at Noobixm: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
VoidedLight points at Amethyst: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
VoidedLight: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Amethyst: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Noobixm: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Vascillor: FLOOR IT!!
Amethyst: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Noobixm: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Amethyst: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
VoidedLight: DO IT!
Noobixm: NO-

VoidedLight: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Vascillor: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Amethyst: A realist sees a freight train.
Noobixm: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Vascillor, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
VoidedLight: Gray.
Noobixm: Grey.
Vascillor, turning to Amethyst: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Amethyst: Dark white.

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