just really small scenes. ;-;
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Random person: what is that?
Zhongli: a parasite
Childe: IM HIS HUSBAND
Zhongli: parasite.
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Before dating -
Childe: Hey Xiansheng I have some Pocky want some?
Holds pocky stick out for him
Zhongli: sure
Bites off the pocky in Childe's mouth while still reading a book.
Zhongli: thanks
Childe: . . . (0/////0)?
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• dueling •
Zhongli: mm it seems I win again. . .
Childe: Hahahahah Xiansheng, another win for you!
geo pillar appears behind him as Zhongli pushes him against it
Childe: wa-
(@////@)
Zhongli: Mm you see to be drawing back your power. Tell me Childe, what do you gain from losing?
Childe: asdfghjklzxcvbn
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Someone inviting Zhongli to a dinner
Zhongli: I-
Childe appearing: Sorry he will be busy gripping onto sheets tonight.
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Childe showering Zhongli with kisses while he's trying to sip tea
Xiao from underneath his breath: I'll kill you
Zhongli: Hm?
Xiao: oh nothing my Lord, I was just reflecting on how you have to rip leaches insides out, if you want to effectively get rid of them.
Zhongli: mm seems like a lot of effort for just a mere worm
Xiao glaring at Childe: you can never be too sure.
Childe:
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Childe wounded from battle
Zhongli wrapping him up: you should be more careful. There's a lot of things in the wild that could kill you.
Xiao: like me.
Venti covering his mouth: he means dangerous foes like him!
Xiao through the others hand: no I don't.
Venti: mm do you hear that? I think Hu Tao is calling!
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Aether: mm... are you sure Xiao doesn't mind?
Venti sitting on his lap: mm yes! Xiao love's physical affection!
Aether still questioning: Uh huh...
Venti lifting Xiao's chin: isn't that right my warrior!
Xiao softly nods his head.
Aether: huh
Paimon: Paimon thinks it's a bit weird! Xiao usually growls at anyone who even tries to come close to him!
Venti: Ehe, I forgot to mention he loves my affection.
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Childe: I think deez likes you
Zhongli: Deez who?
Childe: DEEZ NUTS-
Childe is hit unconscious
Zhongli: I don't get it, who is Deez Nuts? And why would he have interest in me?
Xiao who knocked Childe unconscious: just forget about it sensei.
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Childe: Zhongli sensei :(
Zhongli: Hm?
Childe: why don't you ever grab my ass in pub-
Zhongli smite thee
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Author's note: Sorry I was bored and don't really have enough energy to finish an actual chapter
Oh uh and if you liked the xiaoven feel free to check out my book in my profile :p
And yes I advertised myself B)
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