My Random Book Part 2!

Today's My Birthday!

Hey guys! Well, sorry to disturb you all at 6:00 in the morning, I just wanted to remind y'all about my birthday!

You Guys:"No need to remind us. We wouldn't forget our follower's birthday."

Me:"Then why aren't you saying the words?"

You Guys:"What words?"

Me:(Doing air quotes)"Happy Birthday".(I angrily wave my hands in the air as I angrily yell at you guys)It's today! My birthday's today!"

You Guys:"No, no, no, can't be. We distinctly remember, your birthday was last year."

Me:"That's the funny thing about birthdays! They're kinda an annual thing! I'm 18! I'm an adult! I can vote! I'm gonna vote next month! Next week I'm gonna get my state ID so I can vote! But even though I'm old enough to get a tattoo I'm not gonna get one. Why? Tattoos hurt a lot and last forever, and removing tattoos is extremely painful! Remember that iCarly episode? Where Freddie got a tattoo?

You Guys:"Did he? I don't remember?"

Me:"Oh, I am going to slap you all right into a flashback!"

You guys scream as I do so.

You Guys:"Ahh!"

Flashback

Annie:"Relax kid, getting a tattoo ain't all that bad."

Freddie:"It's not?"

Annie:"No! It just hurts a lot and lasts forever."

Annie starts on the tattoo.

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Mrs.Benson:"Knock, knock, enter, enter. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Freddie, it's time-(sees Freddie's tattoo)Fredward Benson. You got a tattoo?"

Freddie:"Uh..."

Sam:"We told him it was wrong."

Carly:"Fredward?"

Freddie gets up.

Freddie:"Mom, I--"

Mrs.Benson:"You come with me right now!"

Freddie:"Where?"

Mrs.Benson:"To a doctor to have that blemish removed!"

Freddie:"No! Removing tattoos is extremely painful!"

Mrs.Benson:"So is being the mother of a delinquent!"

Mrs.Benson grabs Freddie's hand and drags him out the door.

Freddie:"Mom! You're scaring me!"

Mrs.Benson:"You got a tattoo?!"

Carly:"So, when are you gonna tell him it's a fake tattoo?"

Sam:"Ah, the doctor will figure it out."

Spencer:"Your cousin faked it?"

Sam:"Yep! Tempory ink, but all the pain of a real tattoo."

Spencer:"Mean!"

End Of Flashback

You Guys:(Holding your face cheeks that I slapped)"Yes, now that you slapped us, we remember!"

You guys rub your face cheeks that I slapped.

I squiggle my body.

Me:(laughs)"Flashbacks tickle. Oh!(I feel the wind)Hm!(I take out a pink umbrella with flowers on it)Well, I got to go. Here's my breeze.(I open my umbrella and flies away with the wind)Whoa-ow-ow-ow! Wee!

You guys wave 'bye.'

You Guys:"Bye! Happy Birthday!"

Me:(In the distance)"Thank you! Welp! Byeeeeeeeeeeee~!"