My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

Melissa Ann Holcomb sits on the bathroom floor with a positive pregnancy test in her shaking hands. She shakes as she stares at the two lines on the test. The two lines are a + sign. Which means it's positive.

Which means she's pregnant.

This didn't make any sense at all! She used the pill and she was super careful! This wasn't supposed to happen! She didn't mean to get pregnant! 

Then, it hit her as she realized something.

She didn't use a condom.

How is she gonna tell the others?

Melissa:"I'm pregnant!"

Little six year old Saige walks in.

Little Saige:"Who's pregnant?"

Melissa:"Me!"

Little Saige:"Congratulations! I'm gonna be a big sister!"

Melissa:"Yeah, it seems so!" She nervously says then nervously laughs.

Little:"Is it a girl or a boy?"

Melissa:"Well, I don't know yet."

A few months later, after the ultrasound.

Little Saige:"Am I getting a sister or brother?"

Melissa:"You're getting a sister!"

Little Saige:"Yay! You're naming her Paige, right? To rhyme with Saige? So we match?"

Melissa:"Actually,(rubs her baby month lovingly)I'd like to call her "Brielle." It means "Heroine Of God."

Suddenly, red, yellow, green, blue, and pink beams of light appear and movie around while music starts playing in the backround.

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

She's gotta be strong, and she's gotta be fast,

And she's gotta be fresh from the fight

Little Saige:"This doesn't seem lame!"

Present day

Me:"I'm not a hero. I'm just a regular, ordinary, 18 year old girl. I've never saved anybody. I'm not like my character Pink Heart from Poptropica, or Jesse from Minecraft Story Mode, or Emmet from The Lego Movie, or Henry, Ray, Mika, Miles, Chapa, and Bose from Henry Danger or Danger Force!"

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Let's pretend I have a phone in this.

Me:(To Chapa)"Admit it! You were jealous of Kennedy!"

Chapa:"No, I wasn't jealous of her!"

Me:"Oh, come on!(use my hand to mimic something small)Not even a widdle bit?"

Chapa:"No, not at all! Not even a widdle bit!"

Me:"Not even a teensy weensy bit? So widdle it sets the world record for widdlest amounts of jeawousy? You were a widdle jeawous."

Chapa:"Okay, fine! Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes, but--"

Me:(Holding my phone out and laughing)"Ahahahaha! I got you! You got jealous and I got you on record admitting it!"

I use my phone to play the recording of Chapa.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Me:"Ha!"

Chapa:"Stop it!"

Chapa tries to grab my phone but I pull it away.