The Force Returns Part 1 Review!

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Watched it! And let me just say this about this episode...

Me:(Clapping my hands together)"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Wow!"

It was an AMAZING comeback! I'm so glad I got to see my babies again! Especially Chapa.

Me:(Hugging Chapa really tight)"Ah ha ha ha! Oh, welcome back, honey!"

Chapa:"Uh, kinda tight there, girl."

Me:"Oh, I have missed you so much."

Chapa:"I think I just heard a rib crack."

Me:"Well it's gonna be more than one by the time I'm done with you!"

Emmet, Wyldstyle/Lucy, and Bad Cop/Good Cop all walk up to me and try to pull me off of Chapa.

Emmet:"All right. Personal space, Author's Name."

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Do not make me get the crowbar!"

I get pried off of Chapa.

Me:"Ah, sorry. Got a little emotional there. It's just that you've been gone a long time and I've been so alone."

Emmet, Wyldstyle/Lucy, and Bad Cop/Good Cop all fake cough.

Me:"Quiet! I'm talking to Chapa!"

I CAN'T believe that little stinker got arrested 20 times! Schwoz said something about her going to do bad stuff until someone drives her to do the good stuff. Or something like that.  I thought she only got arrested once! It was so funny with Chapa saying 'You don't like it when I fight crimes, you don't like it when I commit crimes, I can't win with you!' and 'That is a personal invasion of their motherly privacy!' and 'What kind of sick, twisted, lowlife piece of trash would kidnap all of our moms?' And Ray? Golf IS a sport. My grandpa watches and plays it! I thought it was funny when Ray was doing push-ups and said '999...10,000!' and Mika said 'What?' Exactly! It's 1,000, buddy. I can't believe Ray kinda liked himself as an old guy. I CAN'T believe Ray ate the whole frickin' cord! Plus the headset! But what I can't believe even more is that Ray put on tracking devices on all of the Swellview moms, including Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika's! It was cute the way Mika said 'Good night, mama' Aww! But you know what's NOT cute? YOU calling Bose honey! I hate that! Cut that out! Knock it off! It's weird and creepy! As usual I HATED the Bomika and Chiles moments! Saying 'I missed you', wearing Mika's blanket, calling them 'Honey' I CAN'T TAKE IT! I don't want it to go down like that! Bose and Chapa are made for each other! Red and blue! From Henry Danger! I love how Bose was holding onto Chapa and the latter saying 'Poor little guy just wants his mom' Bose and Chapa are so good together! Since they're not allowed to hang outside of school(According to Chapa-loppa)it should be all like 

Chapa and Bose's moms are pulling Bose and Chapa's hands. Their moms are pulling their kids away from each other who are holding hands. When their hands get pulled away from each other they go 'No' and at night Chapa sneaks into Bose's window and says 'Hey. I know we're not allowed to hang outside of school but...(Whispers)I missed you." Bose:(Whispers)"I missed you too." They then hold hands, look into each other's eyes, lean closer, and kiss. 

THAT would be cool! And Chapa, honey, you don't want to be dating a guy who is in a cult. A young man in a cult. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Miles says it's not a cult and says what it is and I say 'I don't care what it's called' and you guys are all like 'Damn!' Now Chapa, I bet you want to date a guy who speaks fluent goat and your favorite barnyard animal is a goat. Eh? Eh? I'm not paying you to play Cupid, Author's Name! You're not paying me at all! Exactly! Okay...Anywho! Well, I guess that's it! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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