Chapter 1

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"But..but mr krabs" sponge bob said cutely

"ARAAGAGAGAGAGAG" mr crabs said sharting

Sponge bob looked into the stall with is big anime eyes and he fluttered his eyelashes\

"Wow... mr crabs" Sponge bob said cutely ARGRAGAGAGAga" mr krabs said sadly with blue orbs letting out toilet water

Sponge bob blacked his blue orbs and stares with his big anime kawaii girl eyes and he blinks his long lushes eyelashes and he stares at my krabs toilet water "SPONG BOB ME BOY ARAGAGAGA GRRRRRRR mr krabs said. he was an angry alpha wolf

"You remind me of.. Of... of ... of... of.. of.... Of... of... of... squidward with that voice."

sponge bob said flinching cutely Mr krabs look at spong bob and started crying on the floor cutely, then anime ran out of the

room.

"MR CRABS!" sponge bob yelled and ran after him like a kawaii anime girl

"GRRRRRRR DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!!!!11!!!1!!!" mr krabs was turning into a hybrid lost

princess that was hated by family

"Mr. kirabs, I...I.i.i......i.....i.i.i.i.iI....i.i.i.i...i..i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i..i.i.i.i.... love Squidward and you..." sponge bob said pointing to mr crabs and squid war with his tiny anime girl hands.

Mr krabs looked at spong bob blinking his blue orbs as they turned red with ANGER!!!!1!1!

"YOU CANT LOVE SQUIDwaRD HE IS---IS-IS STUPID SQUID AND UGLY!!!!11! LIKE EW UGLY GRRRRRR!!1!!1!" mr krabs said angrily

Squid ward stared at mr crabs blinking his emo black orbs and tears filled his orbs and his orbs began to leak with water. Sponge bob started to cry water aswell and he ran to squid war and gave him a kiss on his big FAT nose "BUT MR CRABS I LOVE HIM!!" sponge bob yelled showing mr crabs a ring on his finger.
"ARARAGAGAGAG IM NOT HAVING A ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC!!!" mr krab yelled at spong bob. Then running straight for squidwad. He tried to claw at his throat.

Sponge bob ducked while he held onto squidwards BIG FAT HEAD and pulled squid ward down the ground." ARG!~" squid war yelled.

Mrkrabs angry, grabbed on to spong bob's LONG ASS NOSE, and pulled him in. "STOP WITH THIS STUPID SQUIDWAD GUY!!! THEY ARE DUMB AND ONLY WANT YOU FOR THE-" mrkrabs looked to see sgidwad punch him to the ground then passed out, nose bleeding,

"Mr carbs! Squid ward! STOP YOURE SCARING ME!" SPonge bob yelled-blinking his light blue watery orbs as he ran out the CRUSTY crab crying. (WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES) (MAKING A MASTERPIECE I CANT SPELL GGGHBDH ANYWAYSSSS) Mrkrabs dies from nose bleeding and becomes ULTRA DEMON FORM to fight squidwad. Mrkrabs barks at squidwad ready to fight for spong bob's love.

Plankton walks up to crabs and squid ward and he yells why can we have a ship name called sposwuiplankcrabs?" Plankton says with love in his one BIG eye.

Mrkrabs gasps because Planktonplaton is his crush. He crys and flys away from the situation. 1

Squid ward watches mr crabs fly away majestically with his orbs EMO twinkling. He looks down at Plankton and he leans down like a princess and gives him a kiss on the forehead and says "Fix this relationship."

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